Jabs

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Mike Francesa himself once gave me a $200 tip after talking ball w him

my dad is a baseball casual and the relative I talked baseball with died when I was 15 so I’m always looking for surrogate baseball dads & grandpas

chatted about the yankees for like fifteen minutes with my new 70 year old client over the weekend and he emailed me “well, gabi, you were right about Vlad Guerrero”

spoorloos 1988 movie poster

forgot how abject and chilling this movie is. great spooky szn watch

lol money makes people such whores!!

brewers that was sexy as hell

god I wish my team’s franchise player were as much of an arrogant prick as shohei ohtani. maybe he’d stop shitting his pants every october.

yeah if you flinch at a star player getting booed in the playoffs you may have lost the plot before it began

sometimes greatness and being a bit of a scum bag go hand in hand we don’t need to pretend otherwise. free ippei

he is a shady ass person! well documented. doesn’t detract from his talent but oh my god give me a break.

oh my god we are a nation of dupes

This guy liked dogs, too.

don’t worry about it sweetie

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this is kind of what matchmaking feels like when you reach a critical mass of clients & database members

we live in hell so I’m sure the lebron thing is just an advertisement

I’m sooooooo sleepy but this is the second to last hot day of extended summer and I simply have to go sunbathe and swim. not easy but someone has to do it.

would also arguably be her coolest & least predictable next move

I would call her “intellectually frustrated” like she wants to be the english teacher but she really needs a formal education.

I do think getting a bachelors degree would help taylor swift a lot

it’s just very edifying to help get someone through a breakup. I’ve had so many different kinds including two that nearly killed me and I learned SO MUCH.

dating/relationship coach yes but I also need to figure out how to market myself as a Breakup Coach bc I’m really really good at that too.

raleigh incoming with the walk off in the 11th, so obvious

although, I do believe the blind items abt his personal life

I get stressed out knowing Ohtani has to go pitch after he hits and I’m not invested in his success at all. Very impressive human being.

I would love to see harrison bader get a ring lol. fun player always. 914 pride.

the weaver hard regression this year is not what you want

wading horse

aaron judge when the moment is crucial:

she is gods righteous sword truly

just met with a new client who’s a 70 year old Juilliard trained organist snd I asked him if he’s seen Tar and he was like yeah … weird movie