Lorwyndom Earle

some real damn sickos here

I hope they ban every card on Monday

Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.

Trans rights are human rights.

When we gather together, we can make Magic.

Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"

to me, edh is wacky racers. one player is going to put a jet engine on a little red wagon. another will put tank treads on a fighter plane. those are both funny and desired outcomes, but in order for them to exist you also need to accept that somebody else will put a jet engine on a fighter plane.

*scuttling across the floors of silent seas* man I should've been a guy who can't decide how to wear his pants

Nothing makes me feel more secure than shipping you an article, knowing you’ll track down ads that support my point and that you’ll pick up on the gestures towards the Twee Discourse of the Obama years.

Do we think this dragon has a big ass????

3 week long long preorder for Sam’s second shirt, the BIG-ASS DRAGON SHIRT, going live 1pm eastern tomorrow (or for Sam patrons now; because we do have some on hand). Let’s get it.

In Defense of Whimsy Rob reflects on Magic's evolving tone over the years, studying how splashes of whimsy help define an identity.

I knew it was going to feel good to return to Lorwyn; I didn’t know it was going to feel this good.

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I wish Swamp Thing was here

fighting for my life in the group chat after characterizing Emerald Fennell as “S. Craig Zahler for the girlies”

A Magic Arena board state. It is turn six and I am attacking them for 28.

Man, it is really hard to lose after casting Trystan’s Command. They followed up with a Curious Colossus and I still ground it out.

a gangster government cowering in fear of a decrepit man, misery incarnate, himself terrified of the long black shadow of his life behind him, one riddled with crime and a deep hatred of other people, a man with no virtue, no soul, a man of nothing, a specter.

Damn right. Deed forever.

It is a source of great pride that I am involved with @hipstersofthecoast.com, and today is another reminder why. A beautiful and thoughtful piece from @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social. Every story is about a tree in some way.

Three new products tomorrow! 9am!

The Hipsters of the Coast logo tee.
The Extra-Long Forgetful Pixels playmat.
A Cute Robot on a Non-Distinct Cube tee.

Code HAPPYBIRTHDAY for 15% off any order of $40 or more, tomorrow only.

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“They’re calling it Ciabola, and they’re calling it—they’re saying it so much now, but they didn’t before. Ci-a-bola, it’s a beautiful word—it’s a beautiful city, and we’ll be building Ciabola right here in LLLAS VEGAS.”

A fucken dope skull from “Ghost Train” in that inimitable 1990’s rAd hOlOgRaM style. Looking like a pog.

Nostalgia is a narcotic and calls to return to a vanished past should be seen as what they are—an infantile version of reactionary thought—and yet I felt a pang going through my picture books from the 1990’s with my kid. We never landed on a better aesthetic than “purple & green hologram skeleton.”

a painting of a woman composed of prismatic colours, holding a black hole.

the painting "american gothic" featuring bunnies instead of humans.

a dragon holding the moon, surrounded by orbs.

Magic: The Gathering in Miniature III. January 31, 2026-Feb 15, 2026. Reception / Jan 31, 5:00-8:00pm

My three painted artist proofs made for the Magic: The Gathering in Miniature show at Gallery Nucleus 💜

Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink

“mr. burns: a post-electric play”

Leaving this up for accountability’s sake. I am an oaf who cannot do simple math (or read reminder text)

my nemesis strikes again! (Math, not you)

Thank you for posting—hadn’t seen this, and it rocks.

I get that this is Commander bait and the general use will be Stroke of Genius for DI, but Counsel of the Soratami for UU is really intriguing.

“Nuremberg Toy Fair,” or, as it’s alternately known, Greg Bovino’s retirement pl—***VAUDEVILLE HOOK YANKS ME OFF STAGE***

saint brigid of kildare is real, and she is strong, and she is my friend

So I was just strolling through the area and out of nowhere three individuals apprehended me saying they will take me back to Hallownest whether I like it or not

mr president, you've lost the silksong subreddit