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LizC

@apricotworms.bsky.social

Candidate for PM of Canada. The worst kind of parent and sunscreen dodger. She/herπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ.

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Latest posts by apricotworms.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is it terrible that I never realised it's a Canadian song?

28.04.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel very uneasy about this.

07.04.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm treating this like birthday candles - gotta be a secret wish or it won't work.

18.02.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could you label them? I can't tell which is which.

18.02.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to say this about a Tory, but I increasingly think he's one of the grown-ups.

16.02.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we supposed to be surprised that he's never been to therapy?

16.02.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just like Musk, she's also a misogynist.

16.02.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I'm 98% rage right now.

15.02.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't realise about the shoulder thing until I went for a massage last week, and the RMT had to shove them down six inches before she could see my neck.

10.02.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks friendly to me.

10.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hoping that his dealer makes a little fentanyl-based slip up.

10.02.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am ready for this.

07.02.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing better about my childhood was the lack of social media - all the bad haircuts, questionable fashion choices and idiot behaviour are long buried. Other than that it was a pot-pourri of neglect, abuse and coercive control.

04.02.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wearing concrete boots.

31.01.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there more than one? I was thinking it'd be great to go downtown and watch them get her all packed up ready for a trip to the airport.

19.01.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so excited for this.

19.01.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And on his eighty-sixth wife.

11.01.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately I live in his riding. I keep hoping a sinkhole will open up right underneath his house.

06.01.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just speaking from my experience in both countries.

06.01.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans healthcare in Canada - especially for trans kids - is phenomenal. At every level in the UK you're punished; whether it's gatekeeping by gender clinics, GPs refusing shared care, or pharmacists calling social services because you've got a private prescription for blockers.

04.01.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Protecting their own.

04.01.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Know your tools.

03.01.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

It'll be one hell of a party when that orange fuck breathes his last.

04.01.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think some of us are hellbent on finding out the hard way.

04.01.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fairly confident that Musk's brain is as smooth as a pool ball.

04.01.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His father should have been neutered long ago.

04.01.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm shamelessly making notes.

04.01.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

04.01.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a classic - the tortoise and the hare.

04.01.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oopsie! As ever, I've only got myself to blame.

14.12.2024 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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