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I propose an immediate Nobel Prize in medicine for whoever figures out a good way to trim a baby's fingernails

This is painfully plausible

YouTube video by The Onion Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport

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'When has a cult ever turned good?': Richmound mayor describes aftermath of raid — The Canadian Press Sewage water continues to seep into a large puddle near the entrance of a pur

@eliotetc.bsky.social you will not be disappointed if you check out this follow up story on the Queen of Canada's sewage soaked arrest
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WHY IS PAYING FOR PARKING SO DUMB AND TERRIBLE NOW

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Ain't I got a right to earn?

I mean, once I saw he had made a cash payment to Andrew Tate from ad revenue, I was no longer interested in being part of the machine that generates that ad revenue. Fairly easy decision for me, though I'll admit my reach was minuscule.

Joke's on you, guy. I lost the house in the divorce.

ISS overflight?

If only it had been a ham sandwich

The CBC has uploaded all of Portlandia on YouTube, and all is well with the world

Who ever said Americans don't eat their honoured dead? These people's grandparents would have been the missionaries trying to convert "those savages from their cannibalism".

Welp...

You can only stew in grievance without a grievable injury for so long before The Worms take you, and oh boy have we perfected the grievance engine: This machine makes nihilists

Welp, that's the Americanest thing I'm gonna read this week.

My god, just imagine the size of the head

Those who read history are doomed to be surrounded by those who don't

It's never enough until your heart stops beating

78 IF

Intended And Unintended Outcomes After FDA Pediatric Antidepressant Warnings: A Systematic Review - PubMed Since 2003, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has warned that antidepressants may be associated with suicidal thoughts and behaviors among youth. An FDA advisory in 2003 and a black-box warning i...

Hmm, so we're gonna do a Mecha Godzilla reboot of the black box warning hysteria of the 00's? 10's of thousands of adolescents were taken off SSRI's and we saw the largest spike of adolescent suicide essentially ever recorded, after it had been declining for decades pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39374452/

Top tier channel. I've watched the new one 3 times, to the bemusement and perhaps increasing alarm of my wife.

YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

If you like(d) Adam Curtis, I highly recommend carving out 90 minutes for this. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

I, a middle aged white man, will answer this call. You want proof of my laziness? I will send pictures of my yard overrun with weeds on request.

Best I can do is Tylenol 2's, and the bottle's already been opened

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

This man who was president 5 minutes ago is, disappointingly, very much now like he was then.

My best Vegas story involves "Chase" who won a million dollars from a blind drunk sports parlay after his fiancee dumped him and proceeded to blast it all back into entropy in a bitcoin fuelled rager that somehow involved him losing his shoes. Check in on your white friends folks. They're not ok.

He's gonna wear a fat suit and orange spray tan to the debate, isn't he?

I am somewhat bemused to learn that Jordan Peterson appears to have acquired a new fake disease. Am I late to press on this?