Geoff Wet Blanket

Doing my own playlists based on Jon Savage's 1965, The Year the 60s Ignited, etc.
1965, The Year Brian Hobbs Broke My Subbuteo Goalkeepers
1966, The Year I Lost My World Cup Willie
1967, The Year Susan Grant Gave Me A Chinese Burn

Best to wait till the pupil fully deflates (like when it's 11-Plus results time) before an update.

Dickhead.

If this goes ahead (reinstating the gateway use - what presumably was a very upmarket public house before 1885) looks like it will have the magazine's name LOL.

Fresh from my MECS appointment with one massive (eye, not child) pupil. Nothing the matter except for the annoying circle of black floaters I developed suspiciously the morning after Saturday's flu jab.

No, but it meant I could have a laugh in my lunch hours when I was working.

LOL he was in his final year while Jenrick was in his first year.

Shit, apologies if you haven't seen The Wicker Man yet. Should have said "spoiler alert".

What if The Wicker Man was The Wanker Man and instead of burning to death, the Edward Woodward character gets tossed off?

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

YouTube video by Geoff Wet Blanket Try Some Geddy Lee (Canadian Rock 'n' Roll)

A liddle old rockin' song aboot the great rock 'n' rollers who hailed from the American State of Canada.
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Never played Dungeons & Dragons.

Eating an organic free range egg every day - Going to woke on an egg.

Is it autistic to look at Baron-Cohen's Autism-Spectrum Quotient (AQ) Test and think the questions should be far more specific, there should be many more questions in the list and there should be detailed explanations for the scores for each answer?

"It has been stated" - including by Phil Davis in his introduction to the BBC's current showing of The Firm LOL.

Nuno's boys to thrash Moyes' boys on Monday and Everton fans to be told to be careful what they wish for.

Starmer needs to get the post-punk centrists back onside by getting a Joy Division tribute act to remake Transmission with the words "Radio...Live Keir Starmer" to introduce an interview with one of the wallies on Radio 4.

Government has just confirmed that Digital ID is only needed to confirm who you are when you get a new job. Which means millions of us won't need it, right?

Is it hack-proof? Is there a possibility of somebody obtaining your identity? Can the authorities monitor where you are 24/7?

You already need to show your passport and NI number to get legal employment. Introducing an expensive digital ID scheme won't stop criminals employing people illegally.

YouTube video by Geoff Wet Blanket Flicker Kickers

A short song about brothers, calypso style.
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Moving on to other projects.

And just like that, it comes to pass.

Don't worry your pretty little headache, darling.

Aerosmith missed a trick after their collaboration with Run-D.M.C. Why didn't they team up with Sisqó to do "I Don't Want To Miss A Thong"?

a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice ALT: a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice

"It was wear your band t-shirt to work day - I was Take That, Graham was Metallica, Gary was Nirvana, Tessa was Green Day, Belinda was The Beatles and Luke was Anal Cunt."

Paranoid Nandroid: Robot therapy grandmother refuses to answer door.

Coronation Street from the 60s until Blanche Hunt's death in 2009.

Only a few days to go before we see Toby Jones as the 6ft 2ins Alan Rusbridger.