He did WHAT

WITH WHO?!

BILL CLINTON?!

Oh, good, Pelosi's on her way out too.

Cynically, keeping a spotlight on the process is also entirely necessary to minimize the damage that Adams and the establishment can do along the way.

Well, Alan Dersh?

WE'RE WAITING.

WE OUTLIVED DICK FUCKING CHENEY

Clinically speaking, I’m about a month away from crashing out really hard.

New York Leftists finally learning how to use NY-style ratfucking *against* the billionaire is a welcomed surprise in 2025.

Based on the reports of what they've done to those women, I'm inclined to give a little bit of credence to the idea that "Dubai Chocolate" was a successful marketing attempting to quickly stave off a much worse and debauched definition of those two words.

Just add a few cosmetic scars and facepaint.

Rave zombie.

This is your idea of country-saving praxis?

Yes, somebody does need to grow up.

Really disappointed in Bill Burr for accepting the Riyadh contract. Of all the people in comedy I would've expected better from, you know?

Guess we found the limits of his conviction, and it's two commas.

We're about two economic crises removed from when editors were doing their damned jobs in making readable journalism, I heavily suspect.

Inverted pyramid means minimal page retention time, after all.

This is how surprised I am to find that Elon visited the island:

Dude really thought that dogs were a cheat code for charisma.

So where's the migration tools?

You haven't built the infrastructure to support this claim. You prioritized banning journalists over it.

God its so disingenuous to pretend that all CK did was “have horrible opinions”. The man co-founded an organization that’s sole function was to fight tooth and nail to indoctrinate children at school into violent white nationalism. He wasn’t even just a pundit. He was ceo of the baby Nazi factory.

The alleged shooter's family are registered Republicans and "2A enthusiasts," purportedly.

We're about to hear absolutely nuthin' about him in the news, aren't we?

Charlie Kirk Says a 'Patriot' Should Bail Out Alleged Paul Pelosi Attacker Charlie Kirk wants a "patriot" to bail the man who allegedly beat Paul Pelosi with a hammer out of jail.

Charlie Kirk actively called for bail on behalf of Nancy Pelosi's would-be assassin. Called him a patriot. Cheered for the potential death of his political adversaries.

He was a co-author of this current moment.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Won't work. The only thing they like more than money is an ecosystem that encourages worker dependency on employers. Half of the fight over remote work is also over having direct control over their workforce. Having their very health dependent on the company's goodwill definitely counts.

And that's why you don't get your hopes up alas

Hell. If he did croak, I'm splurging on myself a steak dinner.

There's no way he passes on Labor Day Weekend. That would be far too apropos.

I will break out the good sake if he did.

Having weekly talks with my siblings has been ... very centering, though.

It's dark. But I have more senses than just vision. I can keep moving.

Physically ready for the trip, but not sure if I emotionally am. I'm kind of forcing myself to go this year just so I have a purpose and direction.

Granted, it'll be like every other time I've forced myself to do something like this: less than I would've wanted, but still more than I anticipated.

The Hasbro vs Cryptozoic litigation was as recent as 2014.

They actually do have to come up with new thematically appropriate terminology, last I checked.

It annoys me, but a TV show getting Gaiman's themes wrong doesn't hurt as much as what they did with Pratchett's Watch.

Nah NAH wtf you mean they had Dream in the TV series go begging to mommy and daddy for help against the Furies??? HE DIDN'T WANT HELP. HE WAS THE ACTUAL ENGINEER OF THE ENTIRE SITUATION. IT WAS A RITUALISTIC SUICIDE TO FORCE HIMSELF TO CHANGE IT RUINS THE THEME-- actually nah I don't care that much

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

Honestly, the correct response to these Jubilee "conservatives" is to pull the lever and send them into the alligator pit below the chair quicker.

What?

What do you mean there isn't a lever? No pit?! ... NO GATOR?!

THEN WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM A PLATFORM DIPSHIT

What is strength as a virtue? The power to destroy? The power to break and shatter obstacles?

Or is it to be of such unyielding fortitude that you can deny such things from occurring? To be that which arrows shatter upon and swords are bent and made ploughshares?