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Jessica Fletcher in the streets; Eve Simpson in the sheets. DMs encouraged

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We know you love 3D

13.02.2026 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This is Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi in โ€œWuthering Heightsโ€ OR Jan Brady and her boyfriend George Glass. You decide.

This is Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi in โ€œWuthering Heightsโ€ OR Jan Brady and her boyfriend George Glass. You decide.

โ€œWuthering Heightsโ€ (2026)

13.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black and white sweater is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin . Alt: a man in a black and white sweater is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin .

โ€œCamo-print Crocs. What are we hiding from? Good taste?โ€

13.02.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A button with a cartoon pointing at you and the word GAY

A button with a cartoon pointing at you and the word GAY

Every Friday (and every other day too) on Bluesky

13.02.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
lil Kim lyrics stating I used to scared of the dick, now I throw lips to the shit

lil Kim lyrics stating I used to scared of the dick, now I throw lips to the shit

When #FCF falls on a Friday the 13th

13.02.2026 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1990 Patti Labelle (Arsenio Hall Show)
YouTube video by Bhawgwild 1990 Patti Labelle (Arsenio Hall Show)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVhx...

13.02.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's what makes you a Sondheimite

13.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Amy Winehouse - Teach Me Tonight (Live At Jools Holland '04)
YouTube video by Ramรณn Arteaga Amy Winehouse - Teach Me Tonight (Live At Jools Holland '04)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUMN...

12.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The slide across the floor, lives were changed.

12.02.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lucille Stoolington in clown fashions on IMHO

Lucille Stoolington in clown fashions on IMHO

A whole mess.

12.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

None!

12.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When they stopped selling soups at the cafe located within my job.

12.02.2026 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a pink couch and says this is your moment have it Alt: a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a pink couch and says this is your moment have it

When I ask someone to unmute their mic in a Zoom meeting so they can answer a question

12.02.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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daffy duck is smiling and saying `` well hello there gorgeous '' in a cartoon . Alt: daffy duck is smiling and saying `` well hello there gorgeous '' in a cartoon .
12.02.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a panda hugging another bear . ALT: a cartoon of a panda hugging another bear .

Happy birthday!

12.02.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign that says place maps here

A sign that says place maps here

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs in the early 2000s

12.02.2026 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bed Bunny

12.02.2026 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everybody became Freddie from A Different World

12.02.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO many to choose from. if we talk strictly classic shows I watched in reruns, Mary Tyler Moore Show was it for me. It's why I went into journalism.

12.02.2026 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a city with buildings and a yellow surfboard in the background Alt: a cartoon drawing of a city with buildings and a yellow surfboard in the background

Classic TV

12.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history . Alt: a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history .
12.02.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won gold in the "perform the entirety of Funny Girl" at the #gayolympics. I heard Beanie placed a lovely third.

12.02.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Drag the necklace in florals

Drag the necklace in florals

A floral statement necklace. the statement, "Leave the money on the dresser and hit the door"

A floral statement necklace. the statement, "Leave the money on the dresser and hit the door"

Whoever came up with this design of necklaces should have their own float at Pride because drag would not be the same without them.

11.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of women are sitting in a row with their arms in the air and the word business is on the screen . Alt: a group of women are sitting in a row with their arms in the air and the word business is on the screen .
11.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna loiter around in your bisnis

11.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The DNA test came back and said sheโ€™s mostly filler.

11.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is pointing at another woman and saying `` you are a mean girl and you are in high school . '' Alt: a woman is pointing at another woman and saying `` you are a mean girl and you are in high school . ''

Having Brandi Glanville, a woman who caused an entire season of a show to be locked in a vault, defending you is actively worse than having no one defend you, Jill.

11.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because a mind, and 500 dollars, is a terrible thing to waste.

11.02.2026 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She had to just walk back her own hot take on Bad Bunny because of course

11.02.2026 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A person saying, "Lawls Eureka (O Hara) is on Kelly Mantle" and yours truly replying with "It is Black History Month"

A person saying, "Lawls Eureka (O Hara) is on Kelly Mantle" and yours truly replying with "It is Black History Month"

Bestie conversations be like:

11.02.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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