Loved you in Life of Chuck!

Helen Lawson telling Neely O'Hara about how Neely has come back crawling but Broadway for booze and dope

The thing about Gay Marriage is that a certain segment of White Gays got that and then promptly left everybody else out to dry and now will come crawling back like we're not supposed to remember their absence when members of the community needed their power/influence most.

She. Sexually. Abused. Minors. Herself.

Fine, I'll read Kierkegaard, damn.

Business Insider recommended nonexistent books to staff as it leans into AI Some titles on the list included books with extremely garbled titles and fake authors.

Here we go again.

www.semafor.com/article/06/0...

Hey @groundnews.bsky.social, why do I get this restriction on Desktop and not in the app? I can't find anything on your site explaining it.

Love the books, the show seems to be a solid adaptation so far!

This Friday!

Target sales drop in 1st quarter and retailer warns they will slip for all of 2025 Sales at Target fell more than expected in the first quarter and the retailer warned they will slip for all of 2025 year as its customers, worried over the impact of tariffs and the economy, pull back...

Good morning ☀️

Target sales FELL in the first quarter and the company warns sales will be down in 2025.

We didn’t need that warning, we already told them that. Keep boycotting. abcnews.go.com/amp/Business...

Well, glad people do now. The majority of the party is about performative bullshit and just wants to look good so they can keep breaking fundraising records.

EVERY STEAM PAGE IS A STORY

AT LEAST WHEN YOU’RE MAKING A WEIRD NEW TMNT GAME

HERE’S HOW WE DID IT FOR TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: TACTICAL TAKEDOWN WHICH YOU SHOULD ALSO WISHLIST AND COMES OUT IN A WEEK AHHHHHH
store.steampowered.com/app/3229100/...

“The university will not surrender its independence or relinquish its constitutional rights. Neither Harvard nor any other private university can allow itself to be taken over by the federal government.”

Powerful. Well done, Harvard.

Good. The little right wing snowflakes need to be told to shut up. Their whining has gone on long enough.

All the people who complain about oppression are ignoring how these type of changes take away more and more of our rights.

Why the hell can't I fly within my own country without a passport-level document? That's insane.

Is this replacing Teenage Demon Slayer Society or is that still coming out?

If @amalelmohtar.com writes something, you want to read it.

Right now.

Take my credit card.

An image of me pointing to a closet full of Enfamil cans of various types and colors.

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

Reg: N628TS On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:00.500908 Trigger: now on ground

Landed in Dulles, Virginia, United States. Apx. flt. time 1 h 46 min.

Ubisoft Wants You To Be Comfortable Not Owning Your Games The latest rebranding of subscription service Ubisoft+ accompanies the release of Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown

everyone is mad at ubisoft for saying the quiet part out loud but this road was literally paved by game pass and i see very little pushback anytime good guy phil spencer shows up at some unrelated company's presser to announce a new "free" xbox game

Food $300
Data $200
Rent $950
JPG Images of Tulip Bulbs $1,375,500
Utilities $300

Someone who is good at next level shit please help me budget this. my family is dying

It's so sad to hear older people talking about how they're nervous to retire because they don't know what they'll do with their time.

I can't imagine making my entire life about making money for a company with no hobbies.

Painting of Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill with the caption “keeping my fucking glasses clean”

bruh I’m tired

Elon Musk tweet: “Have you ever wondered why the Wikimedia Foundation wants so much money? It certainly isn’t needed to operate Wikipedia. You can literally fit a copy of the entire text on your phone! So, what’s the money for? Inquiring minds want to know …”

The difference between Wikipedia and Twitter is that Wikipedia is intentionally a non-profit.

People talk shit about boneless wings just being nuggets as if that's a reason for me to not eat them.

You just made love them more!

I'm not sure if that was a tree on the left, but I had to pull it out of concrete between the alley and my garage... The other one is in a nice temperature controlled spot

Smited, Smote, Smitten: Queer Longing in <em>Good Omens</em> Well, that went down like a lead balloon. Smited, smote, smitten, here at the end of all things.

This is marvelous.

www.tor.com/2023/10/04/s...

The downside of being here early is that I'm ahead of some much bigger accounts I would otherwise be following.

I imagine I'll continue popping on to Twitter while it's still free.

I love the chaos of going back to my hometown for Oktoberfest and finding a half eaten burrito on a random car hood

Somehow a Babymetal & Dethklok show has become one of my favorites of the year

I'm so shocked. Who could ever have seen this one coming? Paint me pink and call me a banana my shockitude runneth over.