@jeffnanni.bsky.social
He/Him📍Evanston / Chicago,👬🏻Gay, 🕵️♀️ Aspiring Jessica Fletcher
You’ve gotta set those notifications and never take your eyes off your phone for a second…and even then you still might not get one. 🤣 Where are you wanting to go?
06.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov Resign.
05.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Dark Age
04.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I gave up once the clock struck 40.
31.01.2026 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had to tell someone to stop calling me “bro” and now they started calling me “bestie”…I preferred bro. Be specific when you boundary set, folks.
31.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Strawberries ➡️ Blackberries ➡️ Raspberries ➡️ Cranberries ➡️ Blueberries
31.01.2026 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lie To Me
30.01.2026 05:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re officially ahead of the game.
30.01.2026 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You would take orders from a woman? Are you feeble in some way?
30.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Halloween
“Who am I kidding? Dates are things normal girls have—girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics. Beheading. Not exactly the stuff dreams are made of.”
Reptile Boy
“You guys…I just…hate you guys! The weirdest things always happen when you’re around!”
Inca Mummy Girl:
What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse and doesn’t even pack a lipstick?
You get the hell away from my daughter!
27.01.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PCP. It’s a gang on PCP!
27.01.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0greg bovino has been fired from the made up job we gave him with the fake title that doesnt mean anything
27.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 390 🔁 34 💬 10 📌 1You deserve all this.
27.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0School Hard
27.01.2026 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t look that good in direct light.
26.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some Assembly Required
26.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I moved on…to the living.
25.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When She Was Bad
25.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.
25.01.2026 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, look, a bad guy.
25.01.2026 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t think of a more fitting night to watch this particular episode. It does not say “everything will be fine.” It does say: you will be afraid and people will tell you there’s nothing you can do because the system’s stacked against you…but you still get to choose to stand up.
25.01.2026 03:16 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Prophecy Girl
25.01.2026 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No reason whatsoever to credit DHS's claim that the man they murdered was armed. They have lied about every other interaction they've made public statements about and I do not for a second believe they are above planting a weapon on someone after the fact
24.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 711 🔁 154 💬 19 📌 7You think I’m never lonely because I’m so cute & popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone.
24.01.2026 06:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for making the right choice and for showing me how much you all love me! Being this popular is not just my right, but my responsibility—and I want you to know I take it very seriously!
24.01.2026 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A vampire in love with a slayer. It’s rather poetic…in a maudlin sort of way.
24.01.2026 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Out of Mind, Out of Sight
24.01.2026 06:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
