Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122

Trying to get my coffee.

15.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We think penny is around 2 years old. But she has no idea how to dog. She was just left outside in a pen by herself all day and night. So we are all learning together.

15.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

buzz lightyear from toy story is standing in front of a wall and asking how do i get out of here ALT: buzz lightyear from toy story is standing in front of a wall and asking how do i get out of here

15.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We recused her on Christmas. She was being neglected and was on deaths door. But we took her home and she’s up 8 lbs but as she got healthier she got so much attitude. 😂

15.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Exactly.

15.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell

20.09.2024 13:34 — 👍 2534 🔁 341 💬 14 📌 5

I’m in a mood this morning.

15.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Worse. Mate, at least they are friends. Breeding companion yells a silo in the middle of a field that he tells people is for “weather research”

15.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“If You Could Only See” performed by Adam Brody

15.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Slowing dumbing us down to the point you can’t properly sound out your daughter’s name?

15.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The whole album is just Adam Brody covering early 00’s love songs.

15.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I really need her to teach penny the ways of being a good cattle dog. So far she’s got chasing stuff and nipping at you down pat. 😂

15.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s the best.

15.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Glad you’re doing better. Yeah we should be ok. Just feelin like trash and stomach all junked up.

15.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know some serial killer was a summertime maintenance man for this place at some point.

15.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

She’s good. But me and Sophie are sick. She spent it with her buddy doing a bit of Galentines. I spent it on the couch and Sophie passed out washing her face last night. But we good. 😂

15.02.2026 14:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look at all my peeps represented.

15.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ill Earned Gains is gonna be the name of my country super group.

15.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s bad is my kids name is Sophie and it still didn’t dawn on me at first.

15.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂. Oh they will be plentiful today my friend.

15.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Millionaires are so funny. Like congrats on your more than likely ill earned gains but you ain’t gonna be a billionaire.

15.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Makes me wanna go back and watch Larry Nance go 1 on 1 with Dr J.

15.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How your email finds me.

15.02.2026 08:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

15.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

15.02.2026 08:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My old ass pronouncing it So-Fi.

15.02.2026 08:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Adorable

14.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t think it’s ever gonna count to 100.

14.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It teases you.

14.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Clarissa gets home in 20 minutes. I got my opener.

14.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oklahoma Brandtbert

Latest posts by chrish2122.bsky.social on Bluesky

@chrish2122 is following 20 prominent accounts