He's never made a meal for himself. Not even a grilled cheese sandwich.

It's so striking how scared to death Republicans are of their base, and how completely, utterly contemptuous Democrats are of theirs.

Another reminder, if you needed one, that Chuck Schumer is a weak-kneed little nebbish who is thoroughly incapable of rising to this political moment.

Three more years of Lame Duck L'Orange, I guess.

Unless he strokes out, in which case we get President Couch-Fucker. Amerika!

Dick Cheney is dead? Could they at least drive a stake through his heart to make sure? k! Thanks!

The same kind of ghoul who shoots dogs.

Everything they say is projection with these clowns. Everything.

Can Republicans define "young"?

A true kvetch.

Could someone please send me ANTIFA's mailing address? I'd really like to send them a donation! THANKS!

What a nebbish he is.

I'm surprised at Pete Hegseth's skateboard incident. I always assumed Pete was a numb-nuts, but clearly he has some nerve-endings down there I didn't give him proper credit for.

I stand corrected.

Oh, wow! So he DOES have balls.

Lizard-brained idiots - the whole lot of 'em.

Can we all agree that Mike Johnson (if that's his REAL name) is a spineless, cringing nebbish?

Trumps MAGA rally in front of all the Generals and Admirals has stepped over the border into "cuckoo-land" - and into 25th Amendment Territory, but it won't be viewed that way by this credulous and silly Media.

If ICE agents are suddenly really, really paranoid - they bloody well should be.

My new hobby is watching YouTube clips of people shitting all over Nancy Mace. Living vicariously is fun!

Somehow, I can't work up any sympathy for Comey. He handed the 2016 election to Donald Trump. and now they're coming after him, and I'm not supposed to snicker at the irony for some reason. One Republican goes after another Republican, and I'm supposed to give a damn? Sorry.

I'd enjoy watching The Villages trying to dodge a velociraptor invasion. It's like watching the country burn, only funny. I'm here!

I'm of the opinion that the Rapture has actually happened several times recently - but MAGA keeps failing to make the cut.

Wait! You mean the rapture didn't happen? Promises, promises.

Melania's sense of style makes me nostalgic for Mamie Eisenhower.

Oh, for boring times.

They think that by hiding the study, the underlying facts will suddenly disappear. Lizard-brains, the whole pack of 'em.

A phony apology from a phony "journalist".

So, now that we've learned that Kirk's killer was MAGA - is Jesse Waters still at war with us?

It's hard for a small UP at the best of times, I can only imagine what it's like in times like these. With all the tariffs and Canada bashing, I don't even want to think about what the price of paper must be now. This stuff is a nightmare.

Every time Trump meets with Putin, Donnie always looks like Vladi's whipped pet gorilla in the pictures.