Eric Eisenberg

I love Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair for many reasons, but I think the best difference it offers is the elimination of the "twist" in Vol. 1.

Somehow following up: "Theaters Are Doomed" with "We're Re-Releasing Everything That Made Theaters Great Years Ago" is making the whole thing more depressing

Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

Happy Thanksgiving!

A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”

Happy Thanksgiving

Finally “1408” gets the treatment it deserves. 4K Blu-ray of both the theatrical cut (preferred version) and the alternate Blockbuster release. Plus a fun commentary track with Scott, me & director Mikael Häfström. Deleted scenes, different endings, making of docs… www.amazon.com/1408-4K-Blu-...

I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.

I cosign every single word of this

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Black and white cat with yellow eyes sits on a sofa arm table in front of a bookcase

Wild whiskers #Caturday

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

The Republican Party is doing so poorly tonight that you'd be forgiven for assuming it's likely headlined by Jared Leto.

Happy Halloween! 🎃

No Kings Day message to Trump: Other than your coterie of ass-kissers, nobody likes you.

SALEM'S LOT turns 50 as of today. Didn't know until my pal (and co-writer) Rich Chizmar told me.

Movie theater with a poster for Keeper on the screen

Less than eight months after The Monkey, already getting an early look at the latest from Osgood Perkins! #Keeper

Father Callahan, a white haired man with a cross-shaped scar on his forehead, stands atop a table surrounded by vampires and low men. He thrusts his hands upward with a small turtle figurine glowing intensely bright. He is dressed all in black with a pistol tucked in his belt. Bathed in light, his face is etched with determination as his eyes draw to beads. The hideous creatures immediately surrounding him draw back in pain, grasping at their heads in agony with his shouted command. The room behind is lit yellow and orange where a curtain is drawn back and more creatures pile. Above, the light of the turtle radiates in defined white lines that shift the background purple.

THE WHITE COMMANDS YOU (2003)
Oil on Panel - 28" x 18"

Interior illustration for THE DARK TOWER (book 7) by @stephenking.bsky.social 1/3

‘Amoral, evil’: vitriolic backlash builds against comics who played Riyadh festival Murder by bone-saw, lashings for rape victims, punishment amputation, jail for satirists … these are the Saudi human rights abuses fuelling the fury being directed at the likes of Louis CK, Dave Chapp...

With receipts!

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Don’t Call Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘Frankenstein’ a Horror Movie Everyone involved sees it as much more than that.

We've had Hereditary, Get Out, Sinners and Weapons so it frustrates me that horror films are still seen as "less than" & must be seen as "more than just". Having seen Frankenstein (which I really enjoyed) it's a fucking horror film and there's nothing wrong with that

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Was completely on purpose

WELCOME TO DERRY is amazing. First episode is terrifying.

Prop replica of Ray Garraty's dog tag from The Long Walk

New replica added to the Stephen King library! #TheLongWalk

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/

From the clever and creepy minds of Stephen King, Michael McDowell, George A. Romero, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle comes an all-star anthology of horror. TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE 4K SteelBook is out 12/23.

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The Life of Chuck: Back in theaters October 1. Tickets on sale now. Image of Chuck dancing.

THE LIFE OF CHUCK returns to theaters on October 1st for one-night-only screenings across the nation, featuring a special conversation with director Mike Flanagan and legendary actor Mark Hamill.

Get tickets now at thelifeofchuck.film

@lifeofchuckfilm @neonrated

Just finished this new piece of @markhamillofficial.bsky.social from The Long Walk!

You were never meant to leave.

#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 26 on HBO Max.

General at her sweetest (also known as "her hungriest")