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mandatory offering of another butt

'WIZARD at the BAR' David Mattingly. a glowing wizard with an owl perched on his shoulder seated on air at a bar, his beer and bowl of snacks are also levitating to the amazement of the bartender

happy Wizard Wednesday to all who celebrate

i love her

You are not unclean. You are not a vessel for sin. You are not the creation of others. You create yourself.

my only helpful solution to you is some dry shampoo to add texture

this is how my hair was when i was using pureology, i feel you

i just watched it and holy shit

respectfully shut the fuck up

hello??????

wife absolutely crushed due to lack of shredded cheese

happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

Marriage is the uniting of one man and one woman in covenant commitment for a lifetime. It is God’s unique gift to reveal the union between Christ and His church and to provide for the man and the woman in marriage the framework for intimate companionship, the channel of sexual expression according to biblical standards, and the means for procreation of the human race.

twins

so pretty!

really all it takes is two beers and a little bit of live music for me to understand the appeal of spirituality

hello may i interrupt your doomscrolling with “i learned how to cut my own hair” thank you that is all, happy pride to all the queers with diy gender-affirming haircuts

RIP Brian Wilson, Shortenin’ Bread’s #1 Fan

as a former sbc kid i can’t scream this loudly enough

a real practice in holding space for both “this is some of the most unnerving television i have watched lately” and “this might be the funniest man alive today” lolllllll

angela giarratana on game changer is the best pride month gift i could ever be given

i went into it having heard nothing about it prior and boy was that an experience

‘tis the season 🥹

A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

i feel like i have to actively remind myself sometimes how much i love being gay but man being gay is just the best

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

i mean i love spreadsheets too but i think that’s more of a neurodivergent thing

probably the most business degree thing about me is the sheer number of org charts i’ve had to look at in my lifetime

iPhone photo album titled “Blue Prince” containing 581 items

13 pages of handwritten notes, a 12 page google doc, a big ass spreadsheet, and an ever growing collection of screenshots. GotY for sure but also i feel like an insane person !!!

i will give him so many pets this weekend to make up for every stranger who doesn’t stop

yeah

anxiety is so stupid because why does an email feel like a bear attack

i deeply appreciate the many friendships i have made on the internet but my digital footprint is so wrecked from being so fucking online from 2011 to 2015