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@maevelouss.bsky.social

come for the breasts, stay for the brains

15 Followers  |  30 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.7467

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fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

09.03.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10115    πŸ” 975    πŸ’¬ 483    πŸ“Œ 74

HIMYM is such a good show but ted sucks so bad

19.12.2024 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listening to my 2024 top songs playlist like β€œomg I love this song!!!” at the start of each song

04.12.2024 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every morning is a countdown to when it’s early enough to eat a bowl of pasta

02.12.2024 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 2

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

01.12.2024 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7848    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 206    πŸ“Œ 44

10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.

29.11.2024 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4224    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 22

I’m not posting thirst traps for men I’m posting cool traps so the teenager that follows me will continue thinking I’m cool

29.11.2024 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

27.11.2024 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 19816    πŸ” 1343    πŸ’¬ 341    πŸ“Œ 52

today I got rejected by a man because he β€œsaw himself moving to Seattle for work” my brother in christ you need to be scrolling indeed not hinge

24.11.2024 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes you’re not having an ugliest girl in the world attack you just need to do ur eyebrows

20.11.2024 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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