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@maevelouss.bsky.social

come for the breasts, stay for the brains

15 Followers  |  30 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.7467

Latest posts by maevelouss.bsky.social on Bluesky


fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

09.03.2025 02:32 — 👍 10115    🔁 975    💬 483    📌 74

HIMYM is such a good show but ted sucks so bad

19.12.2024 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

listening to my 2024 top songs playlist like “omg I love this song!!!” at the start of each song

04.12.2024 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every morning is a countdown to when it’s early enough to eat a bowl of pasta

02.12.2024 19:17 — 👍 274    🔁 14    💬 38    📌 2

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

01.12.2024 00:51 — 👍 7848    🔁 610    💬 206    📌 44

10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.

29.11.2024 00:52 — 👍 4224    🔁 249    💬 45    📌 22

I’m not posting thirst traps for men I’m posting cool traps so the teenager that follows me will continue thinking I’m cool

29.11.2024 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

27.11.2024 00:54 — 👍 19816    🔁 1343    💬 341    📌 52

today I got rejected by a man because he “saw himself moving to Seattle for work” my brother in christ you need to be scrolling indeed not hinge

24.11.2024 04:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes you’re not having an ugliest girl in the world attack you just need to do ur eyebrows

20.11.2024 02:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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