@chipchantry.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, twenty-third President of the United States. Seen on Netflix's TIRES. Check out my new special, MOVE CLOSER, on Youtube. https://youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?si=1cU6miLvUcs16w9-
RELEASE THE ROCKFORD FILES
12.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
RIP Bud Cort
youtu.be/KdH3Vi8buDU?...
Nightswimming… deserves A LIFEGUARD ON DUTY. SAFETY FIRST, PEOPLE. AND NO RUNNING!
11.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great news- Just got my $50,000 bonus!
10.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have to give him credit: Kudos to Kid Rock for refusing to sing at the TPUSA half time show.
10.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0It’s really embarrassing for both of us that I know more lyrics to Bawitdaba than Kid Rock does.
10.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Jeffrey Epstein & I were never exactly business parters. We did work together years ago, in a factory that produced chocolates. One day, the conveyor belt that carried the chocolates went at too fast a speed, causing us great difficulty wrapping the candies. That was the extent of our relationship.
10.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As I feared, the Bad/Bunny Kid Rock debate has broken up our throuple.
09.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0In the middle of every heartbreaking movie scene with haunting music playing, as a main character is on his deathbed:
me to my wife: “That nurse played Jack’s old poker buddy on 30 Rock.”
The most unAmerican thing about this Super Bowl is that it’s basically been a soccer game.
09.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I think we ALL just became PuthHeads.
08.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Spending Super Bowl Sunday in the ER is turning out to NOT be fun.
Believe me when I say that you can break your femur doing the Ickey Shuffle.
My wife crashed my Tinder date but didn't film it, and I was like "Babe, we need the content".
08.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s gonna be WILD if Nancy Guthrie shows up onstage with Bad Bunny.
08.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0not a great day for people who like regular bowls
08.02.2026 10:09 — 👍 343 🔁 54 💬 4 📌 1It may be below zero degrees out tonight.
But inside my heart, it's
No, it's still cold and dark in there.
The heat is pumping but youre still cold? Watch this special, LOLing increases your core body temp by 56% (I'm guessing).
08.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Chilly night in? MOVE CLOSER and warm up.
08.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1They should do an Olympics sometime when it’s warmer.
07.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Anniversary to my parents, Maureen and Jim Chantry!
07.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Frauds.
06.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a historian and scholar, all of this awful recent news makes me feel bad for beloved theoretical physicist Albert Epstein.
05.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In one of the very few instances where I cheer for Trump, it’s that I hope he has successfully scammed these ICE agents out of bonuses and health insurance.
05.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I would like to get out in front of this: The ONLY reason I was on Epstein Island was because I was trying to avoid Elon.
04.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hate to rain on everyone's parade, but MAYBE we should not let the pedophile have his concentration camps anymore.
04.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you side with me, you will have beautiful, big numbers
03.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm suing @gojeffgo.com for ten billion dollars for, well, he knows what he did.
03.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0WHY WERE MY AP HISTORY SCORES LISTED IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
03.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0These “ICE agent surprises family after being deployed in Minneapolis” videos are going to be hilarious.
01.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
