Cunt Célèbre

Swifties posting “this can’t be the same artist that wrote Folklore” I will find if you give her old catalog a refreshed listen you will disabuse yourself of that notion quickly

Transphobia: the ideology of loser weirdos no one likes.

paracetamol and ibuprofen bring me somewhere half human which is nice. too bad i'm not pregnant so i can't contribute to the war on autism on the side of autism.

HAPPY SPREAD ME DAY TO THOSE WHO SPREAD

You would not believe the size and weight of the fucking wig I’m wearing in this one

In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Gov Greg Abbott vowing to suspend the teacher certifications of educators who posted things about Charlie Kirk that conservatives don't like

Governor Greg Abbott today signed House Bill 20 into law, which protects Texans from wrongful censorship on social media platforms. The Governor was joined for the bill signing by Senators Bryan Hughes and Representative Briscoe Cain, the bill's authors, as well as Senators Charles Perry, Dawn Buckingham, and Angela Paxton. The Governor named social media censorship legislation as an agenda item for the second special legislative session in August. "We will always defend the freedom of speech in Texas, which is why I am proud to sign House Bill 20 into law to protect first amendment rights in the Lone Star State," said Governor Abbott. "Social media websites have become our modern-day public square. They are a place for healthy public debate where information should be able to flow freely - but there is a dangerous movement by social media companies to silence conservative viewpoints and ideas. That is wrong, and we will not allow it in Texas. I thank Senator Bryan Hughes, Representative Briscoe Cain, and the Texas Legislature for ensuring that House Bill 20 reached my desk during the second special session."

Time is a flat circle, nothing ever happens, etc

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

Imagine the world we could live in if money went to the sciences. We could have jacking off 2.0 by now but it doesn't have the funding.

I was saying Boo-urns

I walked into rehearsal tonight to them booming No One Mourns The Wicked out the speakers in there

This could be your child

I don’t need all these long scenes of women in period outfits smoking and glowering I need THE FUCKIN MYSTERY

Once again trying to watch an Agatha Christie film adaptation and once again they:
1) Make everyone mean and relationships strained
2) Telegraph the solution in your face really hard, and yet—
3) Change the solution so it’s simpler, less interesting, and the whole narrative makes less sense.

Average YIMBY enjoyer: omg did you hear about the new bike lane system in Bogota? Imagine if we had those in New York or Chicago…

Average Abundance fan: …which will produce gold teeth and wedding bands that can be melted and used to plate the circuit boards in the engine control unit of Ford F150s.

we should try to get brands on here. next time a brand shows up, let's act really nice for a month or so to lull it into a false sense of security, ok?

We’re getting places

I have genuine dread deep in my soul to find this out today

I should be allowed to ult all the bad people. Pressing Q right on them. Would be nice!

Yoooooooo

Every time I get this from the phlebotomist I tell them “well my tattoo artist doesn’t usually put the needle all the way into my veins” and that gets a pretty good reaction

Incredible night for me to have been offline in rehearsal for hours. Opened my feeds to the most unified set of timelines I have ever seen in my life.

The gag is I actually took tap lessons as a child already

I am enjoying da show so much that I might enroll in a full semester of tap lessons as I have learned that like everyone else around here who does musical theater knows how to tap dance except me. Undecided, but if I do I’ll preemptively give myself a wedgie first.

see now this is nice

*christine mcvie voice* show me guys, show me weird little guys

I thought it was a bit when Robert Evans would do outrageously incorrect accents and pretend to not be able to do anything else but I have learned over the past week that I actually have some sort of rare brain disease that makes me incapable of doing accents full stop

Is there merch please let there be merch