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βa free rare joker if i skip this blind? what an astounding tag! i simply canβt wait to get some of the best jokers in the game!β the obelisk:
whenever you get obelisked, just remember Him
02.02.2025 14:55 β π 31 π 19 π¬ 0 π 0#resist
02.02.2025 01:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0presinald trunt
01.02.2025 22:42 β π 62 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0"and what became of your once-proud people?"
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
damn what made this shitass stolen meme better than all the others
31.01.2025 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine getting your skull smashed open in a cave somewhere and 10,000 years later everyone starts calling you the Cheddar Man
30.01.2025 16:59 β π 269 π 31 π¬ 15 π 4Felt inspired
29.01.2025 06:58 β π 8867 π 3924 π¬ 42 π 79In the immortal words of Mr. Rogers: "When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman . You will always find the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman.'"
29.01.2025 15:26 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I was gonna write an angry letter to my local newspapers editor about the federal fund freeze but they rescinded it 5 minutes before I got off work LMAO
29.01.2025 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me when
29.01.2025 17:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Newsletter: The DeepSeek situation is a moment that should fill Silicon Valley with shame, a monument to the lack of vision and herd mentality of the American tech industry. OpenAI and Anthropic have no moat, no business, no innovation, and I believe no future.
www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/
iron man gotta have the worst classic rogues gallery ever, either differently-colored evil iron men clones or the most absurd Yellow Peril stereotypes imaginable, no in-between
27.01.2025 05:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0why is obadiah stane on bsky
26.01.2025 23:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GIORNO: they can't cut off my hands if my hands are ladybugs
ABBACCHIO, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM A VEIN BURSTING IN HIS BRAIN: I fucking hate you so much you stand fucking sucks
Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. Iβve survived the influenza pandemic, Iβm feeling good about life, and Iβve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
24.01.2025 18:56 β π 4918 π 665 π¬ 76 π 33hey media companies since itβs pretty clear youβve decided supporting hate is more profitable than fighting it can we at least get those episodes of community and iasip back
24.01.2025 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a lot of opinions on society even though Im in my apartment about 99% of the time
24.01.2025 02:37 β π 102 π 13 π¬ 6 π 0what is it about facists and having broken colons, not saying Iβm complaining but thereβs gotta be some causation here
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