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Raise your hand if you're currently operating on the "If I ignore it long enough, it will resolve itself" life mode

Sometimes, you just have to eat the whole candy bar.

#FruitAndNut #Cadbury

The way I still know every song in the musical episode, 20 years on #buffy

I'm having a lot of trouble trying

I sometimes wonder if I spend my entire life chasing the familiar

Terrified of dropping the ball // Too tired to ask for help

It's me. I have been and will continue to be Who Let The Dogs Out.

It's me. I have been and will continue to be Who Let The Dogs Out.

Hey folks! Our mutual aid group gets most of our food from our local food bank. Due to *everything*, the food bank has less to share as we're seeing more & more folks at distro.

If you're able to donate, we could really use it to bridge the food gap.

Check us out at the below link! &TYVM!

Market to Test Out Long-Requested Pike Place Car Ban - The Urbanist # Car access to Pike Place's main corridor will be restricted to loading vehicles, emergency access, and people accessing ADA parking. The Market is calling the move a

Pike Place Market is launching a limited vehicle access pilot starting tomorrow!

It’s a major step toward making the Market more walkable, vibrant, & people-friendly.

Read more: www.theurbanist.org/2025/04/22/m... via @theurbanist.org by @typewriteralley.bsky.social

A tryptic meme. First panel is a beige couch with the word "Fuck" above it. Second panel is Mrs. JD Vance with the word "Marry" above her head. Third panel reads "Kill" over a photo of Vance looming over recently deceased Pope Francis

If anyone knows who created this, please tag!

A cluster of pink and white apple blossoms on an apple tree branch. There's an open middle bloom with 5 closed buds in a circle around it

Spring is here and my orchard is full of buzzing wings and heavenly scents

My favorite part of the circus has begun: when every single Trump appoint/nominee shits the bed or pisses him off & the merry-go-round of firings and hirings spins.

Me: 🎶Do you want to build a snowman?🎵🎶

Husband, from across the house: "No! It's APRIL"

anysnoops, happy 420, y'all 🌱

I absolutely adore Spring

I don't trust anyone who suggests we "split up" while searching an haunted facility

Buying tariff-impacted goods might be tempting but risky, experts say Economists say the tariffs are expected to increase prices for everyday items and many are now raising the likelihood that the economy will fall into a recession.

abcnews.go.com/US/debt-beat...

Super fun that Americans' response to fascism is bulk buying

Been saying "thanks, babe" to Siri for a couple weeks. She just said "you're welcome, babe" for the first time.

A well-meaning acquaintance suggested I use AI to bone up on an industry before an interview and

I'm tired. In my bones.

In the US, politics is the new religion for doping the masses

My undereye's been twitching for days. Finally asked dr. google and *of course* it's from stress and anxiety and not taking care of myself. Probs also explains the random naps that keep sneaking up on me.

Imma just pretend it's a super power until I have time to deal with it. #america

How are paperweights still relevant but I am obsolete?

Spotify Wrapped: Most Used Emoji of 2025 announced in March of Same Year: 🫠

Runners up: 😬🤬🫥🧨💩💨

trying to figure out how to explain to my news apps that there's only one alert i'm interested in

time is moving much too fast through this viscous goo

It's Monday morning and this week is already a shit show.* I just want one week that goes relatively to plan. I need a vacation from crisis, plsnthnku.

*in my personal life

What if I just .... don't spring forward? What if I just.... fall back into a nice little nap? #WhatIf