Joe Mountain

Big orange snowflake.

Dinner tonight, TACO with Russian dressing.

Shoutout to any possible friends who have lived or are currently living under authoritarian regimes, got any advice for a newcomer?

Remember when the country went nuts after the vice president spelled potato wrong?

The same people that 6 months ago told me prices were too high and the economy can do better are now telling me high prices and worsening economy are a good thing.

IYKYK

The southern tip of Africa is closer to the equator than the southern tip of Europe.

#ElonMusk sunglasses look like the Rear View Spy Glasses I had in 7th grade.

I think the U.S. Congress should watch the Pixar movie “A Bug’s Life”. Maybe they could learn something.

#DOGE is going to tell you how many millions they are saving by eliminating the federal workers but they will not tell you how much they will be spending in the form of private contracts to replace them. The companies that manage those contracts will take a cut off the top.

So now we’ve got $8.00 eggs and planning war with Canada, Mexico, Panama and Greenland. Thanks!

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no. Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

If we both can't have what we want it may as well be you that's unhappy

Rigid Palm Nailer

Is this on sale for the Easter season?

Quick Tip #302: Have a dishwasher? Always have two kitchen sponges going. Use one while the other goes through the wash cycle then swap when you put away the clean dishes. That way you always have a fresh, clean sponge to use.

If you're a glass half empty kind of person and your basement floods would you consider it half full or half empty?

Only three more days till the day before Friday!

She’s a killer!

The waitress just asked me if I needed a Java update.

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a Pigeon. No matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

Quick Tip #145: Store canned beans upside down so when you pour them out there aren’t a whole bunch of beans stuck to the bottom of the can.