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So it’s no defense Saturday in the CFL.

Aw, I had hoped that you were a girl drink drunk. Now you being sober for all this time is less impressive. It takes a real man to give up consuming drinks with pineapple chunks and paper umbrellas.

But it’s nice that you’re still on the wagon.

Well no, it wasn’t lame, it was short. 🤣

They sure are going on about how great this weekend's CFL games have been, as if that Edmonton-Momtreal game wasn't garbage for 50 minutes.

????

Here’s a wacky idea, maybe the Argos could play some defense???

What is with faux leather office chairs? Everything is fine and then one day suddenly the ‘leather’ bits are flaking off and it’s like a black snow covering your carpet.

Can’t rewind to take a photo, but according to TSN the Argos were 2nd and 137.

Come on @cfl.ca, post here as well, not only on the MechaHitler site

(Mascot from the Osaka Expo on label)

A Japanese Lemon Pepsi with the nightmare inducing mascot from Japanese technology show

Going away from my normal Cherry Coke Zero for this Argo game and instead trying this Lemon Eldritch Pepsi.

'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women'

Why is hearing women covering things in melted plastic sheets the greatest thing in life???

You have a backpack, a bedroll, a fishing pole, a pound of lard, a random hireling, a rifle, 2 dozen bullets and a powder horn, and a letter reminding you how disappointed in you your family is.

You have compromising letters intended for blackmail, a short sword, a staff with a glowing globe on the top of it, a signet ring, a bottle of brandy, gin, or rum (your choice), and a terrible, pervasive ennui crushing your soul.

You have 1d6 doses of drugs, a dozen sticks of incense, a lantern, 2fl asks of oil, a tinderbox, a small hammer, a dozen iron spikes, a sword cane, half a dozen pencils, and a notebook containing an earnest young man’s surprisingly eloquent poetry.

You have a compass, a hand mirror, a lantern, 2 flasks of oil, a tinderbox, a magnificent-looking sword, a notebook, a half dozen pencils, a pair of dice, dark, tousled hair, & the love of a foolish young maiden, smitten by that crown of thorns you wear, O bastard child.

Nightmare Underneath TTRPG has the best random starting items tables

You have a large sack, the close combat weapon of your choice, a book you can’t read, a stolen bag of coins worth 20 cyphers, and a fire in your heart that the nobility can never quench.

Is there a difference?

Which is worse - watching preseason sports OR recording preseason sports so you can watch it later?

What? Is it possible that behind the anti-vaccine movement are grifters and medical/pharmaceutical companies looking to make billions? Who knew.

This message outlines all the things.
I am not thrilled that this happened at all, but I appreciate the apology, accepting responsibility and acknowledgement of harm and the outlining of steps to fix it.

If you’re going to do more old west, check out Haunted West from Darker Hues Studio. Beyond being it’s own TTRPG, it is compendium of all things old west. It’s 806 pages!!

@chaosenginepod.bsky.social if you guys decide to play Call of Cthulhu again, check out Heinrich’s Call of Cthulhu Guide to Character Creation. Makes character creation similar to Traveller, Runequest, Haunted West, etc.
Roll various charts to create a character.

I’m admittedly cranky, but how hard is it to call it Oklahoma? OKC is almost as dumb as people keep going on about The SIX.

Also it does depend on the city, for example in Ottawa you get to help ensure all businesses are closed and all streets are rolled up by 7pm.

No, but you can get a free small slush puppy at any participating stores.

Two for one wings, a rummage through any lost and found box in the city and use of all public bathrooms, without being a customer.

Fiberglass exterior, t-panel sunroof and full leather interior, obviously