Kirsten

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I moved stuff around on my phone to make my apps more organized by usage frequency and now I can’t find anything.

Picture of a small to medium sized winter tree in a fenced in front yard. The fence is metal. There is a No Parking sign on the fence. The tree has a very straight thin trunk and lots of spreading branches that start more than halfway up. The branches look a bit like arms reaching up to the sky.

I walked past this tree this morning while walking in a neighborhood I don’t usually walk in and it took me a second to figure out why it seemed so familiar.

I’m nearing the end of the most mentally and physically taxing move of my life so “exhausted mossy shape” has never felt more me. <becomes one with the forest floor>

It’s been going on for a while. Apparently my iPad has been serving up portents and I never even knew.

a woman is laughing with her hands in her hair and the words `` i can t wait '' written on the bottom . Alt: GIF of Julia Louis-Dreyfus dancing around with her hands in the air in an excited manner. The caption reads “I CAN’T WAIT”.

I have downloaded my #2026MMM brackets and I am VERY EXCITED.

Pic of iPad screen showing the Fifth Doctor. The caption reads “Bring me the Doctor and his companion” and it’s clear that this is completely disconnected from what’s happening on screen.

Pic of the settings screen, showing the Closed Captions set to “Off”.

I’m watching one of the classic Doctor Who stories on my iPad (full disclosure: it’s a fairly old model), and the captions are totally off. I’m not even sure they’re the captions for this episode. But worse: the captions setting is currently at “Off”.

Is my iPad possessed? Is this iPad dementia?

I’m personally a big fan of Mark The Better (de Pittsburgh).

Tashi Delek, friends and frenemies! May 2026 be a prosperous year for you all.

Big money has always gone to capital. That’s why labor unions exist.

I remember that too! There was a video showing one of the athletes jumping on it to show that it was made out of thin wood and a small layer of padding.

Screenshot of a Threads exchange. The OP posted “What’s [sic] makes a person choose cremation over being buried? Why would you want to be burned up?” And the reply post was “Because scattering my remains will be traumatizing if I’m not cremated first.”

Of all of my friends/frenemies, online and off, I feel like you will be the one to appreciate how hard I laughed at this the most.

How much do you think REM regrets recording that song now?

Screenshot of a picture posted by the Indiana Department of Natural Resources, showing an opossum lying facedown with its front legs extended out to the side. The caption reads “Be my Valentine <3” and below in italics “Or don’t. I’ll just be over there thriving alone, eating trash, and playing dead when I see you in public.”

Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all!

A screenshot of the suggested alt text for the previous GIF that reads “a man is laying on top of a woman on a bed with the words ‘party hard’ written on the wall. I assure you all that there is no woman lying on that bed and the words are not written on the wall. AI will be the death of us all.

I’m genuinely alarmed by the suggested alt text for that GIF. @republicandalek.bsky.social

a man is laying on top of a woman on a bed with the words `` party hard '' written on the wall . Alt: GIF of a man standing by the side of a bed and repeatedly slamming his face and upper body into a messy pile of bedding on the bed. The caption reads “PARTY HARD!”

They take their lobbying very seriously. Lobby hard!

Ch ch ch ch hah hah hah hah…

Photo shows a display of various books on brutalist architecture around the world, along with a few books about modernist architecture.

Found your birthday present!

a close up of an owl with a disney junior logo in the background Alt: An owl looking backwards, and slowly turning its head toward the camera.

Did someone say owls?

And I’m out! Enjoy the second feature!

Whole house full of women who can’t move sideways. #TheLastDriveIn

Making him a perfect match for this woman, Miss Let Me Watch a Rope Wrap Itself Around My Ankles in Slow Motion and Not Just… Step Aside. Her friends call her Lemme. #TheLastDriveIn

It’s almost like she has a plan. A cold nefarious plan. #TheLastDriveIn

Jesse James and the… Dolphins? #TheLastDriveIn @republicandalek.bsky.social

“My husband is sometimes insane with jealousy. That’s why I’m recruiting you, the young, handsome guy, as an ally because that won’t trigger him at all!” #TheLastDriveIn

a woman with curly hair is wearing hoop earrings and a white shirt that says rude on it . Alt: GIF of a woman with curly hair, wearing hoop earrings and a white shirt, reacting and saying “RUDE”.

Okay, I tuned in to see what the first movie was but I am actually already in bed because I’m exhausted. And did JB actually chastise Darcy for giving away the title of the film when he’s literally sitting in front of a giant sign with the name on it?? #TheLastDriveIn

Pizza and beer, because that’s what people usually feed friends that help them move? Gingerbread?

I may not be able to tune in tonight - I still have way too much to do before my movers arrive early next week so we’ll see. First movie is possible, second is totally out of the question.

Well, post a note to yourself that I’m a potential customer. I am following you now but you haven’t given me any instructions for ordering anything from you. I can wait, it’s not urgent.

*points at cow thread*
Cow (thread)

I have no way of knowing when you get back to California, so just let me know when you’re there.