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Some kind of doctor. Will work for plants. And books. And wine.

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a man in a suit is screaming while sitting in a blue bus Alt: GIF of Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness, sitting on a full bus (long-range coach version), sitting next to an older lady, grabbing the top of the seat in front of him and having some sort of yelling, gibbering fit.

Oh. How wonderful. Anyhoo, in related news, the hallucinatory #61MoviesOfHalloween committee have “released” a draft of the rules and I’m just tidying up the foul la- er, TYPOS, so I should be posting the 2025 rules very soon. Not right now though. Lots of… typos.

11.08.2025 07:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIP Jim Lovell.

09.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed. I have started a rewatch of the Final Destination movies with the intent to insert the latest into the early part of #61MoviesOfHalloween (and long live the FD and HH franchises!).

08.08.2025 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I will honestly follow you anywhere, just let me know. As they say in my country, you have the best words.

08.08.2025 08:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I recently started going to the adult crafts classes at my local library and frankly I would just like to slap my younger self in the face for thinking that sort of thing wasn’t interesting.

08.08.2025 07:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a pocket full of rabid, angry squirrels! (And one suspiciously chill pigeon.)

08.08.2025 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stormy autumn forest. Both my favorite color and my love language.

07.08.2025 03:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The rules are currently awaiting committee approval. I think the hold up is mostly the fact that the committee is a figment of my imagination.

06.08.2025 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just had a large weekday brunch at one of my favorite restaurants and then went for a leisurely waddle through Washington Square Park. Not a bad way to spend a Wednesday afternoon.

06.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, I see now. Sometimes the social media platforms keep tagging people in the associated posts and sometimes they don’t The gods are capricious.

06.08.2025 08:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am hallucinating because you never posted that link in anything that could be considered a “last skeet” in this conversation. Are you, perhaps, having an alternate thread with my doppelgänger?

06.08.2025 08:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait, which last skeet? The one with the circle? Wasn’t that an indication that the nameplates might have been there all along? (You might have to spell this one out for me, it’s been a long day.)

06.08.2025 07:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait, do all Daleks have these? Have I been missing a subtle thing in the shows??

06.08.2025 07:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I cannot tell you how happy I am that you have been able to come back to a space where you can just write the books you want to write, because those are the books I want to read.

06.08.2025 07:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of a recall announcement - apparently some of High Noon’s vodka seltzer cans got packaged and sold as non-alcoholic Celsius energy drinks. You can tell the difference because the alcoholic ones have a silver lid (the energy drink lid is black). They suggest people return the wrongly packaged cans. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Screenshot of a recall announcement - apparently some of High Noon’s vodka seltzer cans got packaged and sold as non-alcoholic Celsius energy drinks. You can tell the difference because the alcoholic ones have a silver lid (the energy drink lid is black). They suggest people return the wrongly packaged cans. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My favorite thing about this is that they seem to genuinely believe people will return the product.

06.08.2025 07:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have a little shelf where your nameplates go? Am I hallucinating?

06.08.2025 06:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kaypitalism smells wildfire smoke in the air….

06.08.2025 05:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Pardon Our Interruption...

I bought this shirt for my best friend in the 90s. She would totally agree.

ebay.us/m/Kx3BCB

05.08.2025 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I oppose all snake murder categorically, I just want to make that clear, but I also want to know how I could have spent the last several hours watching #TheLastDriveIn but I have to sign in to watch anything else now.

02.08.2025 05:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah, a correction to your #61MoviesOfHalloween playlist. Important, given the rules I’m working on.

02.08.2025 05:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, there was some seriously objectionable content but Darcy’s crocodile cosplay was still top notch and I’m going to take that as a win. #TheLastDriveIn

02.08.2025 05:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean, it has been particularly high-level tonight. #TheLastDriveIn (Also, the number of times I have initially misspelled the hashtag, in exactly the same way every time, is MADDENING. How long have I been watching this? You’d think I could spell it.)

02.08.2025 05:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have turned towards a New Zealand Sauvignon blanc because it’s the right area of the planet and it’s got alcohol in it. #TheLastDriveIn

02.08.2025 05:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One coul argue that this is what beat-adjacent generally means. #TheLastDriveIn

02.08.2025 05:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, I feel like Joe Bob has gotten very beat-adjacent tonight. #TheLastDriveIn

02.08.2025 05:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I frankly am okay with this, but I struggle with things like taking the blackface scene out of Holiday Inn. If you just delete it, aren’t you just pretending it didn’t happen, instead of acknowledging that there was a time when Hollywood thought that was okay?

02.08.2025 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Christie wasn’t around to approve or disapprove, but you can change those things without changing anything meaningful about the story.

02.08.2025 05:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I was mostly referring to something like changing the original title of Agatha Christie’s book Ten Little Indians (or it’s even more egregious original title) to And Then There Were None, and changing the internal nursery rhyme.

02.08.2025 05:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a black shirt says it 's art in a cartoon Alt: A cartoon man in a black shirt says “IT’S ART!” (I don’t recognize the source.)
02.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But also WTF is happening in this movie right now? I stepped away for a second and suddenly EVERYTHING IS BLOWING UP AND THERE’S A CROCODILE ON FIRE. #TheLastDriveIn

02.08.2025 04:51 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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