Apethiui

"Touch grass"

Bitch all my pockets are full of hay, the grass touches *me*

I’m going to be thinking about this all day after I clock into my shift at the spreadsheet factory.

What happens to those involved should make scaphism look like a day at the spa.

Every single person involved with this, top to bottom, over the last 30 years, needs [this comment violates ToS], [this comment violates ToS], [this comment violates ToS], and more specifically [this comment violates ToS even harder], as well as [this comment REALLY violates ToS].

Bro I’m on bumble yeah I’m on that tuna shit

Clarence River Snake 🐍 (aka ‘rough scaled snake’)

🐍: “Who are you calling ‘rough scaled’? I drink heaven’s fresh dew every morning, & bathe daily in heaven’s cleansing rays. I’m not ‘rough’, I’m a Clarence River beauty!”

The edible kicked in and I no longer want to die but now I’m crying because the snow outside is too “intricate”

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me: *searches to see if anyone has done this post before* oh

Men aren't more lonely than women but the loneliness epidemic is real. Millions are in isolation, it's capitalist individualism, & disability is isolating. Lots of folks are really alone. But it's not gendered, that framing is patriarchy, babying men like their unhappiness is everyone else's burden.

I can’t say anti-intellectual because nobody was out here denouncing the concept of learning but not a soul had anything to say about anything compelling not just in their research but in their field writ large. It seemed mega depressing. I’m usually eager to talk about nerd shit.

This is horrific and exactly what those of us in Black studies, gender studies, women’s studies have been warning our colleagues in the sciences about. Their seeming neutrality will not save them.

Two Days Talking to People Looking for Jobs at ICE | Yanis Varoufuckice Naturally there were lots of law enforcement types hanging around the convention — men with military fades, moisture-wicking shirts, and tattoos of the Bible and the Constitution and eagles and flags ...

Oh we’re COOKED cooked.

Hard to believe the most incompetent actor in the entire cast of From Dusk Till Dawn has so many feelpinions about other people’s acting chops.

I don't love it's structure but he definitely has Yggy's, et al., number.

work in progress oil painting

RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show Up to 150,000 residents of El Fasher are missing since North Darfur capital fell to paramilitary Rapid Support Forces

Minimum estimates contend 60,000 people were killed over three weeks in El Fasher, and around 150,000 are thought to still be missing.

CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me

Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you

me: so have you read about any cool animals lately?

my kidnapper: you don't have to talk if you don't want to.

He’s shoveling mountains of terrible stuff.

To the extent the US has a “National Security Strategy,” it can be found in the Pentagon budget - not some document that policy nerds pretend is important

I need everyone darker than a manila folder to remember the phrase “not replaced, conquered” because that’s the shit I get hit with any time I bring up this country’s history.

May everyone who has made some connection with me,
either for good or for ill, always be happy and joyful.

~ Shabkar

YouTube video by CaptunNick [SFM] - Crazy Eights

youtu.be/ohd0aT3m__k

Saving Silicon Valley from itself

If you’re getting bored ask her if she thinks the Woman Clothed About with the Sun and the Whore of Babylon are the same person.

Then go out on some tea.

There are people in this world who will always hate you, no matter what you do. Give them something worth hating.

True??

🎬 Meet a winner: THE SITUATIONSHIP reimagines a 1920s silent film & took third place in the Internet Archive's 2025 Public Domain Day Film Remix Contest.

Now it’s your turn—create a 2–3 min short using public domain works from 1930 & earlier.

ℹ️ Details 👉 blog.archive.org/2025/12/01/2...