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Brett Mason

@bmason.bsky.social

I’m just a reply guy since 69. I don’t write the tweets you like, I just reply in hopes of making the tweets better. I speak mainly in meme and gif.

802 Followers  |  144 Following  |  923 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  2.3102

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All the Boomers who couldn’t find the Turning Point halftime show right now

09.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brave enough to play the Fibonacci

09.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But how is his mane?

Is it as glorious in person as it looks on TV?

05.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good People of the Interwebs 👇

30.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The analytics were studied, ChatGPT was consulted and it was determined that you must say “fired up” 2 times.

27.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This Bills are going to need to fix a lot more than their receiver problem, it turns out.

Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN

19.01.2026 18:11 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Sean McVay should be banned from wearing hats.

17.01.2026 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will fight to the death for his right to run Jet Sweeps as long as his hair stays intact

17.01.2026 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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JD Vance Is 'Not Happy' Renee Good Was Killed, But... The vice president is in charge of creating the bad-faith unreality in which Renee Good was a terrorist.

FOKLS!!👇

badfaithtimes.com/jd-vance-is-...

12.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I won’t be able to stop them if they do.

07.01.2026 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is slander

07.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is why we do what we do

10.12.2025 03:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The real hero behind the font change:

10.12.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But, but Aaron Rodgers tore his Achilles

08.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you didn’t start Jackson Hawes you don’t know ball.

07.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amon-Ra’s own mom believes it is time for the Big Dog to eat too.

04.12.2025 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Donate to The REV | The REV Theatre Co. | Broadway in the Finger Lakes Donate Make a Donation Today! Live theatre can't happen without you, our audience! But ticket sales only cover 64% of our costs. With arts funding being cut nationwide, your tax-deductible donation he...

Today, The REV Theatre Company asks this: Why should you care about theatre? If you're not a theatre fan or patron of the arts, how does The REV impact your life as a resident of Central New York?

02.12.2025 15:04 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 2

The interns will not be fed until this promise is met.

07.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Viagra and prune juice are also known cures against analytics.

14.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Find someone who loves you as much as Arthur Smith hates fantasy football

12.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ezra Klein Is Mourning The End Of The Civilacrum Klein wants a simulation of politics without conflict. Ascendant fascism won't allow that.

I'm a little late to party, but fully back on my Ezra stuff.
Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL.

Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.

08.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 32    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 1

More like Carson Wince

05.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The feds are making schools show this to the kids who’ve never heard of RBs.

22.09.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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These doctors just came from the extremely low MRI machine that was able to record Cee Dee’s sprain.

22.09.2025 17:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m old enough to remember when the very strong and free speech loving MAGA’s would say “fuck your feelings”

17.09.2025 23:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And yet kickers are still a part of fantasy football

17.09.2025 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are we great again yet?

Asking for a friend

17.09.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congress is currently compiling a list of people who post about chickpeas on social media.

14.09.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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From the Sean McDermott school of motivational and leadership workshops

12.09.2025 17:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Crime is now Woke

08.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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