All the Boomers who couldn’t find the Turning Point halftime show right now
09.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@bmason.bsky.social
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All the Boomers who couldn’t find the Turning Point halftime show right now
09.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brave enough to play the Fibonacci
09.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But how is his mane?
Is it as glorious in person as it looks on TV?
Good People of the Interwebs 👇
30.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The analytics were studied, ChatGPT was consulted and it was determined that you must say “fired up” 2 times.
27.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This Bills are going to need to fix a lot more than their receiver problem, it turns out.
Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN
Sean McVay should be banned from wearing hats.
17.01.2026 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will fight to the death for his right to run Jet Sweeps as long as his hair stays intact
17.01.2026 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0FOKLS!!👇
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I won’t be able to stop them if they do.
07.01.2026 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is slander
07.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is why we do what we do
10.12.2025 03:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The real hero behind the font change:
10.12.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But, but Aaron Rodgers tore his Achilles
08.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you didn’t start Jackson Hawes you don’t know ball.
07.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amon-Ra’s own mom believes it is time for the Big Dog to eat too.
04.12.2025 23:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today, The REV Theatre Company asks this: Why should you care about theatre? If you're not a theatre fan or patron of the arts, how does The REV impact your life as a resident of Central New York?
02.12.2025 15:04 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2The interns will not be fed until this promise is met.
07.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Viagra and prune juice are also known cures against analytics.
14.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Find someone who loves you as much as Arthur Smith hates fantasy football
12.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm a little late to party, but fully back on my Ezra stuff.
Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL.
Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.
More like Carson Wince
05.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The feds are making schools show this to the kids who’ve never heard of RBs.
22.09.2025 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These doctors just came from the extremely low MRI machine that was able to record Cee Dee’s sprain.
22.09.2025 17:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m old enough to remember when the very strong and free speech loving MAGA’s would say “fuck your feelings”
17.09.2025 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And yet kickers are still a part of fantasy football
17.09.2025 23:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we great again yet?
Asking for a friend
Congress is currently compiling a list of people who post about chickpeas on social media.
14.09.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0From the Sean McDermott school of motivational and leadership workshops
12.09.2025 17:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Crime is now Woke
08.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0