The Pangolin

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

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Sinning hard so Pope Leo beats me like a pinata

"If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."
-Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

Have a great Thursday! And I hope your blood doesn't run as cold as mine just did!

NOT THAT RAT BASTARD AGAIN

Thats so sweet 🥹

has andrew cuomo offered a single thing he would do as mayor. one single policy. the faintest whisper of a platform. a la croix flavor of an idea. because it seems to me his entire campaign is "my daddy was important and that guy is a scary muslim"

Zohran with his hand on his chest leaning into the passenger side window of a taxi, talking with the driver.

Zohran extending his hand to shake hands with a taxi driver through the window.

An airport worker showing Zohran something on his phone, both are smiling.

For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.

So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.

It's crazy how well-run this campaign is. Like every move Zohran Mamdani makes can only be described as 'unfathomably based'

What a legend

Nothing gives me a bigger feeling of power than executing a command in cmd.exe that actually works and doesn't uninstall windows32 and immediately brick my computer.

I feel like a hacker hehe

It was hilarious how quickly the Dutch and French were blamed for it. Embers carried by wind from the main fire started multiple smaller fires in the vicinity which people noticed and then came to the completely reasonable conclusion of "it was those damn cheese munchers and the scheming Dutch!"

As someone with a natural distrust of the Dutch I cant say I blame them really

The response of Londoners to the Great fire of London was perhaps the most English thing ever. They ignored it until it affected them personally and then decided to blame it on the immigrants (French and Dutch immigrants to be precise).

Get Out was the movie that changed my mind about the entire horror genre. The way Jordan Peele uses the genre as a tool to make audiences literally feel the fear that comes with existing as a black person in America is genius.

A picture of an anime girl in a archeologist outfit holding a large shovel with text superimposed over the image saying "she is digging for more dirt to eat because she is hungry"

True

It's quite the shitty statement on humanity that the tallest building on earth was built with slave labor.

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

share if you agree

Such pointiness his nose doth have. Splendid!

Oh myyyy (George Takei impression)

True

No but he does have a gun

True, Ive seen this happen to my friend uhhh umm Dave? Or maybe Jerry... hmm

Reno 911 mentioned???

As a caveman, I can confirm this is true

I hate this incredibly accurate description

How it feels to mess with the little red button on ThinkPad laptops

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Go check out her other work!

A drawing of the Statue of Liberty but it is instead Hatsune Miku and she is holding a leek instead of a torch

Mikudayo~