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Michael Stoufer

@mjstoufer.bsky.social

Improvisor and musician. KC Revival podcast. Kansas City apologist. Catch me performing at The Bird.

116 Followers  |  157 Following  |  265 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  2.2575

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My wife volunteered for a Missouri River cleanup and boy, the bug spray was not powerful enough. She can't even sleep because of the itching!

03.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@katmabu.bsky.social I've been jealous of our neighbors to the east for being able to vote for someone like you. But now @hartzell.bsky.social just threw his hat into the ring and I couldn't be more thrilled!

29.07.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m Hartzell Gray, and I’m running for Congress in Missouri’s 5th District.

People of my district are being priced out of our homes, locked out of opportunity, and told to wait our turn while politicians protect the same donors and recycle the same tired playbook.

27.07.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1043    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 19

I love when we get a primary. Our current congressman is 80 friggin years old! LFGKC!

27.07.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!

27.07.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"The USPS lost $9.5 billion last year"
It's a service. That's like saying the U.S. military lost $886 billion last year

"The USPS lost $9.5 billion last year" It's a service. That's like saying the U.S. military lost $886 billion last year

the u.s. military lost $886 billion last year

25.07.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

OK so how about nationalized healthcare then?

25.07.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For real. AI isn't sentient, you absolute dipshits.

21.07.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The email bounced. What's up with that? Anyone know a good email?

20.07.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is fucked. I've emailed the owners of Vice, and you can too.

Read the offending article here.
archive.ph/x5cGQ

20.07.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Douglas Adams is one of my all time faves, so I guess I have to say I like em

16.07.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omfg with this guy. Your options are three pieces of shit and a nice guy and you're like "I know the pieces of shit preeeettttty well though"

16.07.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dental hygiene is not a joke! Newest episode out now!

#kansascity #podcast #comedy #improv

13.07.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing a denim vest and a black shirt with a snake on it is standing in front of a window . ALT: a man wearing a denim vest and a black shirt with a snake on it is standing in front of a window .
12.07.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crow is animate! He's so animate!

12.07.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's 100% in the article

12.07.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit this is insane.

12.07.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please

09.07.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah we always think the last one was the last one.

07.07.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. β™₯️

Happy Independence Day πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

04.07.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 59573    πŸ” 9137    πŸ’¬ 1028    πŸ“Œ 237

So run on a platform of universal healthcare and abolishing ICE, you coward.

04.07.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a dirty secret about how lawn and garden shows are funded and we found out all about it!

Check the latest episode to hear us crack the case wide open!

#kansascity #comedy #improv #podcast

01.07.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally. The path to winning isn't to be more republican.

30.06.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's hope the Dems give people a reason to vote for them beyond "at least we're not maga"

30.06.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“’ GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING TO VOTE FOR AND THEY WILL πŸ“’

29.06.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7616    πŸ” 1410    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 48
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Buying physical media friggin rips.
I bought a CD, and they threw in some stickers and a book cover for free.

Thanks, Alien Ant Farm!

28.06.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And now a word from our sponsor, the Glow-in-the-Dark Potato.

#kansascity #podcast #comedy #improv

28.06.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dogs sweat through their feet. Don't know where you heard they don't sweat.

22.06.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. β€œNot cuomo,” he says to himself. β€œNot another member of the brotherhood”

22.06.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10220    πŸ” 1723    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 61

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