Chuck

Looks like almost all the achievements in Volume 2 are broken as well. What a shame. Oh well.

OMG

WDRB-TV’s Sunday move lineup featuring Shirley Temple and Godzilla.

“I’ve got it chief. I know how to get people to watch our UHF station all day long. We’ll pair up four movies that have absolutely nothing to do with one another.”

"Time to relax after a long day. Ooo, football is on. ARGGHH the new kickoff rules I HATE IT SO WOKE! Okay let's see if K-Stew is on any of the talk shows ARGGGHHH THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME..."

I know he's not actually watching these things, but as an ongoing storyline it's hilarious that everything the President watches on TV ends up being the worst, most personally offensive thing ever aired on TV ever. Live sports, award shows, talk shows... the worst!

can confirm

A 1980 TV Guide ad for Melanie, host of KTTV’s random ass midnight movies.

Everyone loves their TV horror hosts, but no one talks about the hot ladies presenting random ass movies of yesteryear hosts.

SmarmyJerkface's review of Toaplan Arcade Collection Vol. 1 | Backloggd I love arcade collections. I'll buy and play each and every one of them that gets released. Sometimes I come away from them feeling educated and satisfied, other times somewhat frustrated. These lean ...

I've shelved playing the Toaplan Arcade Collection Vol. 1 for now as there are numerous broken achievements. Still, I wrote a few words about it. backloggd.com/u/SmarmyJerk...

They’re all written like someone trying to transcribe the sounds coming from a modem.

Every rich person email reads like a 19th century telegraph machine gone haywire. And also the machine admits to crimes.

Mario & Luigi Brothership is 60 hours of doing good for people while exploring stuff.

Our team was thorough, I’ll give them that.

YouTube video by The Oldest Gamer Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace (Williams, 1999) | The Game That Killed Pinball

The release of the Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace pinball machine was an interesting time for the industry. I encounter the two Williams 2000 pinball machines all the time, in various states of working order. This one wasn't great! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LkN...

An ad for the TV special "Ann-Margret's Hollywood Movie Girls!" featuring only male actors.

All your favorite Hollywood movie girls! (No movie girls included.)

A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

Me every morning in this fucking country

YouTube video by RETROCENGO Tilt The Battle to Save Pinball full video

The saga of the two Williams 2000 pinball machines is well documented in TILT: The Battle to Save Pinball, which appears to be on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAtV...

YouTube video by The Oldest Gamer Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace (Williams, 1999) | The Game That Killed Pinball

The release of the Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace pinball machine was an interesting time for the industry. I encounter the two Williams 2000 pinball machines all the time, in various states of working order. This one wasn't great! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LkN...

There's an Afrin commercial on streaming services where it's basically the end of Deep Impact but instead of hundreds of people and their stranded cars getting wiped out by a tidal wave, it's your sinus congestion. It's a weird image!

She's correct.

It was one of my childhood mainstays. I’ve probably seen it 50 times.

The end credits song is equally "Wait, really?"

Are you watching Oh Heavenly Dog?

Even that torture dipshit from Guantanamo showed her face on camera.

What message is HSI Blair Witchin' it next to the most normal looking people in the world even meant to send?

Down to one doll.

Can we then review the people reviewing the reviewers?

To these congresspeople I say: I’m excited for you to learn about all the powers that Congress has!

Sesame Street Instagram: Big Bird snuggling a smaller bird. Offering comfort in Scary Times: After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure.

Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.

YouTube video by The Oldest Gamer Party Zone Pinball (Bally, 1991) | Hey Dude, Let's PAR-TAY!

And here's some Party Zone (Bally, 1991) pinball from the same show. This one was good and loud so I'll be sure to get a copyright strike.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEKl...

There were a few hours there last night when it felt like the administration was in damage control & they were signaling "It was never meant to go this far."

Then you can really hear the moment Stephen Miller's coffin creaked open and he came out screaming "DOUBLE DOWN" before drinking a child dry.