Karl Mueller @kmueller - Bluesky Profile

By my sacred power of the purse of buying you half a dinner, you shall conform to my wishes in the sack! Forthwith!

06.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is smoking a cigarette and saying no can do . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is smoking a cigarette and saying no can do .

06.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One way to look at being fired there is you're losing your job

Another way to look at being fired there is you lose a lot of professional liability

06.10.2025 03:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You so callously share war zone videos 😢 how could you!

06.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Close to “oops I forgot to post it on my sock puppet account” vibes

05.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

apropos

03.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anything less than a police report is under-reacting

03.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a dog is sitting on a couch with its head on a woman 's lap . ALT: a dog is sitting on a couch with its head on a woman 's lap .

03.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

whoah that's amazing

03.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` dies from cringe '' ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` dies from cringe ''

03.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bert and ernie from sesame street reading a book together ALT: bert and ernie from sesame street reading a book together

what the living fuck did I just read

02.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face .. ALT: a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..

02.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The mental picture of boiling water out of a boat is definitely interesting

02.10.2025 03:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't forget James

02.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can believe that!

02.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gotcha, it just seems oddly specific but maybe that's the charm 😂

01.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for the explanation!

Don't all relationships when we're young have that affect?

01.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hesitate to ask but what is 19 Love Theory? I don't care google these things ;)

01.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It makes me feel a bit better about a truly awful moment in US history

01.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not corruption if it's in the open, right?

01.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy anniversary! (Apprently.. the China anniversary?!)

01.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a red suit says well said in front of a bar rescue sign ALT: a man in a red suit says well said in front of a bar rescue sign

Well said!

01.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm glad many in there are still professionals and follow the rules and regulations

30.09.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah I missed that somehow, thank you

30.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

always good to find out this stuff early before a costly divorce down the road

30.09.2025 17:36 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like a hit-and-run, or did the driver report the accident?

30.09.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Those run stats (defense and offense) are so gross. They include a lot of positive yard by Caleb..

30.09.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty sure he has

29.09.2025 16:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for writing on this very important issue!

29.09.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the ninja RICO push from behind on the stairs that always gets you

29.09.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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