Oh god, Spain are so embarrassing with the play acting. Do they train with the men?

It’s like watching Spain’s men’s team when it comes to the gamesmanship, that’s for sure..

Lauren James work rate is nonexistent at the moment, I don’t think the team can afford to carry her like this for 90 minutes. Real shame because she’s a fantastic player, but just doesn’t look bothered at all.

“They have almost unlimited capacity. Well they are limited.” I’m sorry America but you put this corrupt moron into power. Twice. We got problems aplenty here in the UK, so you’ll need to sort yours out while we try to do the same..

This is an odd one; he clearly longs to play for Barca as it’s a Spanish speaking environment for his family. Why not stay one more year, try to help us win another the CL and another prem and then move for a far lower fee? He’ll still get 4-5 years there…

Well I think ‘murder’ works too really. 🤷‍♂️

She is thicker than Pavarotti’s mattress.

Got no words that make any sense. I can’t fathom how their family even start coming to terms with what’s happened. #diogo #lfc

Yeah but it won’t keep Snake Plissken out, will it?

So I see America’s moved swiftly onto political assassinations now. The Netflix movie ‘Civil War’ feels like it’s getting closer & closer to becoming a reality.

I’m telling you this country’s going down the…oh I can’t.

I wish the ‘low information voters’ would take a day off.

I think you’re being very kind with the term ‘low information voters’. Swap the word ‘information’ for something else. You choose.

To say he needs enemies for his politics to make sense implies that his politics once made sense.

I’ve heard Zelensky says he can end it within 24 hours.

Best of luck to Kelleher, what a brilliant goalkeeper he’s been for us. Solid when he has been called upon and fully deserving of all of the trophies & titles he’s won. ❤️

Whilst he would obviously have wanted to play more football he hasn’t had the worst experience in the world has he? 😁

Why can’t she just lettuce all have some peace…

Reality TV is the new history, apparently.

Good to see that the Russian army is primed & prepared for action at any moment though..

The saddest thing is that they seem to believe it’s ok for them to spout ‘hard truths’ and ‘tough lines’ to the population so long as the population aren’t free to point out how utterly stupid and twisted they all are. It won’t change until it’s literally their own families lives on the line.

Can we just ship her off to the US and be done with her please? Let her be just another American national embarrassment, we have plenty here already thanks.

Ange’s Spurs will do this lot 1-nil in the Super Cup, no problem…

Oh but he’s a genius though so it’s probably just ‘research’ for his next brilliant idea. Tesla’s flying high, SpaceX is (erm) flying sort of high, and Mars is practically ready for spades in the ground. Give him more disco biscuits I say, this is quite fun to watch.

It’s like the US and Israel governments are pushing & shoving each other for pole position on the ‘History’s Most Hated’ ghost train to Hell.

I don’t think Trump flippantly saying ‘Elon’s not really leaving’ will do Tesla’s share price much good and its reputation is already in the shitter. Not exactly a genius move…🤷‍♂️

Maybe there was a glimmer of hope that she’d turn out to be barely plausible enough to present even the slightest resistance against Reform, but she is so spectacularly bad that the Tories have surrendered to the fact they are nothing to anyone anymore..

Yes, as galling as it is to effectively lose Trent (who cost us no transfer fee) for only £8.4m, replacing him with Frimpong + retaining Bradley for another 4yrs for a net cost of circa £20m is still decent business. I’d also suggest their combined salaries are considerably less than Trent’s.

The Saudi football league is where football players careers go to die. In extreme wealth.

If a Greggs sausage roll is deemed to be synonymous with British culture, then we’re truly finished. We had Cool Britannia in the late 90’s characterised by a decent new music scene, and now we’re left with a sausage roll as our national identity…? The wax one probably tastes better too.