Well, shoot

People are too fancy. Sesame or plain or whatever with some cream cheese. Maybe some lox if they have it. I'd prefer toasted I guess.

This took me a bit to understand what was happening here because my brain refuses to accept that "Raw Egg Nationalist" is an actual screenname that isn't made as a joke to make fun of someone.

That second sentence is good advice, though

I won't lie, its weird to me that people kept caring about the Nobel peace prize after they gave it to Obama for winning an election. It's fine, care about whatever you care about. I don't have to understand why you care.

And the rest are either lying or have been lied to

The Google News headlines tell me that Trump is solving the genocide again. A shame the last 20 times weren't true, but maybe this time is true.

Narrator: It wasn't

The three years of therapy is to remember all of that when it counts

I’d be honestly surprised if a third of Americans had intentionally used an LLM

Should be accessible to everyone but you have to pay extra for it

Trump Assumes Control of the Oregon National Guard; Oregon Sues President Donald Trump on Sunday morning invoked federal law to take control of the Oregon National Guard, court documents show. Oregon sued to block the move Sunday afternoon.

If I was still in the army, I'd sure be thinking a lot right now about what counted as a "lawful order"

Uh oh, just wait until I tell you about these other things that you probably oppose

Why would anyone who didn’t regularly get his drink for him know that? That’s a truly wild thing for a person to care about knowing.

Why bother being an opposition party if you play down being opposition?

It's the only logical way to do it

Yeah, and that's been the unquestioned assumption all over the spectrum to. No one stopping to wonder if "importing people for unfair working conditions and pay" is really the solution we need.

Better pay and conditions might do it.

Ever stop to consider how weird it is that we ever even needed to mandate vaccines for kids? Seems like a thing parents would just want to do, you know?

If only we had some kind of organization handy that could do things like build infrastructure. You know, they could collect money from each of us and then use that money to build things that benefit the collective? Alas, no such entity exists and so it can only be done by a private company.

I'm sure he'll do more than tweet

Sitting and using condiments? Fancy man over here. My move is straight cold cuts while I stand in front of the fridge.

It's basically the only option for mental health stuff at this point, and even then hardly any therapists are able to take it

You know how sometimes you put away your phone to avoid distractions? Now imagine that you need your phone to see.

Still, maybe we could find someone with actual principles

It's easy: a "distraction" is when Trump does something bad after previously doing something bad.

I think a lot of parents watch Bluey and imagine what makes the dad so great is his creativity, but actually its that he's willing to fully embrace the world of play. If the kids say he's a robot, he's a robot. He doesn't actually direct the play very much: the kids are the creative ones.

Oceanus, Coeus and Crius when they were in high school

I'm not sure its a cover up or a distraction. He's just simultaneously a pedophile and a fascist.

But what about reruns at different times of day?

On this other hand, this plus open plan offices might lead to the revolution

Pointing out instances of authoritarianism does feel like a part of fighting authoritarianism. Unless that’s not their goal?