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a headline that reads "ariana grande begs nation of brazil to 'not wish danger' upon her"
i am also begging the nation of brasil not to do this
05.11.2025 00:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how the fuck did a dude named Andy Ogles win an election. how was he not relentlessly bullied to the point of a full retreat from public life.
04.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i also strongly believe this for people using the term "common sense" with respect to politics
04.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you ever find yourself testifying about the impact a sandwich made on your bulletproof vest i think you gotta exit the courtroom directly into the Killing Yourself Chamber
04.11.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ACCOUNTABILITY MOMENT: alright this is actually me being a dumbass because this is the last text i sent, 10 months ago, to my friend who i never text lol. i am learning and growing.
02.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my phone on november 2 suggesting I say "merry christmas" when i answer this call
thanks for the suggestion, dumbass
02.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hogs
02.11.2025 06:06 — 👍 248 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0pathetic
01.11.2025 15:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy halloween
youtu.be/RERGlWWoIvA?...
i saw a guy walking around downtown with a hat that had a knife going though his head and was briefly confused and then remembered: this is a violent democrat-controlled city
31.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 342 🔁 39 💬 0 📌 0incredible that midway through this clip fox news seems to have realized how pathetic sounding that initial chyron was
30.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, well naturally
25.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 3
lol this cop pissed himself
24.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 3099 🔁 784 💬 38 📌 1equilibrium 2 trailer [real]
23.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 118 🔁 42 💬 8 📌 1The White House, or, as I call it, the Shite House, is a shit house, or, as I call it, a shite house.
22.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 60 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0stinky from hey arnold looking ass
19.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come on Donny you can’t make it this easy
19.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 856 🔁 183 💬 10 📌 13the "xbox ally"? you mean benjamin netanyahu?
16.10.2025 15:33 — 👍 202 🔁 78 💬 0 📌 0
fuck, man
14.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a few good men but make it a few small beers
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
11.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 1260 🔁 220 💬 13 📌 3sherman, for the love of god!
10.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 5894 🔁 1852 💬 131 📌 456
allegedly a huffington post article but completely 100% covered by some subscription ads
tfw you click your first huffington post link in years
09.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is also the attitude everyone in starfleet has so maybe going to space does something to your brain
04.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...
14.09.2025 22:29 — 👍 1603 🔁 206 💬 9 📌 7geared up, deploying my tactical ladder to climb over a 3 foot fence
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