kenzy 🇨🇦

I talk to Americans (derogatory) daily and they are all ostrich-ing, saying that the news is too much, or legitimately don't have a clue what's going on there.

This is so real it hurts 🙃

It was not on my 2025 bingo card to see an Ocean’s Eleven–level jewelry heist at the Louvre. The rest of us are watching the economy collapse, but apparently someone’s already turned their “disaster planning fund” into a full-on retirement strategy.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

I don't let the few speak for all. I surely don't want to separate.

Cannot fault a one of them. Truly wonderful to see!

I hear *someone* is having a sale next week.

I guess they have to try and recoup some of that $2.5 billion they’re forking over for *checks notes* being deceptive? Who would’ve thought?

Feels like Oct 7 & 8 will be prime days to support independent bookstores. 😌

🎶Fit check for my napalm era

Well don't I feel stupid

"Canada Post is on track to lose money" Hum. Duh. It cost less than a toonie to send a letter across Canada.

"Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.

Would you care to share for alternate opinions?

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

Exquisite! Brilliance at its finest!

Next time you see some influencer bragging about how many mortals they’ve enthralled or how big their army of undead henchmen is, just remember not everything you read on the internet is true. You’re doing great. Satan loves you.

*Lit'rally* the worst.

It’s always inherited trauma and never inherited Gothic castle in the Transylvanian mountains.

The best word in any language is the Dutch word for toaster:

Broodrooster

Thank you, and good night.

me sending a message in a zoom chat: Obligatory mention that chatGPT isn’t a search engine—it assembles what it thinks are the most likely words to go together based on information scraped from the internet, so it may give you false information (and definitely will eventually, if you use it often enough) so make sure to verify everything it tells you!

virtually attending a workshop tonight and instructor mentioned using chatGPT to search for something if google isn't helping and i do not care that i am insufferable anymore i have simply accepted i am the insufferable guy everyone knows when it comes to this shit

And now I think you're stalking me - I was just going to tell you how my camera lines up with his head and makes it more crazy looking

This feels like a challenge... But I am le tired

Comic of a lazy round raccoon "Today we observe the raccoon, they stay up all night, usually eating junk, and are kinda round."

Me as of late 🦝
#art #comic #raccoon

I'm just living vi-llian-cariously through you, if that's alright

Even if it wasn't, it'll probably be leveraged as such to try and spin the advantage

fucking cackling!