Patrick

Yong people are broke bc they buy Starbucks daily ($42)

Became

bc they buy avocado toast in a sitdown restaurant weekly ($20)

Became

bc of a weekly to-go pastry ($6)

Will soon be

You're broke bc you buy one non-gruel item EVERY month

Even the inequality-absolving caricature is shrinkflating

So why does the BBC label the academic and economist Faiza Shaheen an "activist" but refuse to do the same for the former academic, turned anti-migrant activist Matt Goodwin?

Start downloading and now because your favorite old media is about to be turned into the equivalent of this

star trek: tng, but Computer has an obsequious attitude like ChatGPT

picard: tea, earl grey, hot

computer: a nice hot earl grey sounds like an excellent choice! it's aromatic, a little citrusy, and will do a lot to perk you up. it's certainly easier on your body than coffee! if you want to maximi

AI is beginning to acquire a negative default in my head, so I presume that whatever it is claimed it can do should be followed by the word 'badly'.

Now, I'm sure I've seen a similar aesthetic somewhere, but somehow kann ich einfach nicht meinen Finger drauflegen.

An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’ Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

Emily Lawford @emilylawford X.com For the @NewStatesman's latest issue I went on a Border Force patrol with immigration minister Mike Tapp met Tapp again a few days later at the Home Office with his dog, Scooby, a huge ten-year-old Rhodesian Ridgeback, who is allowed in the department on weekends. I wanted to know if, behind Tapp's jokes and bombast, there was a serious politician. "Do you like the flags?" Tapp asked me as we entered his office. There were four Union Jacks in the room: a large one next to a portrait of Queen Elizabeth Il, a smaller one on a stick on his desk and two velcroed to Scooby's harness. Tapp owns about ten Union Jacks in total - socks, ties, clips, "everything really. Lots of flags." Recently, on holiday in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, he spent £8o on a big vintage flag for his living-room wall. "It was stupid," he said. "My dad was, like, 'Why are you spending that much on a flag?''

Nobody is more surprised than me that the wildly exaggerated criticisms I make of them *as a silly joke*, for fun, turn out to have been insufficiently stupid and cartoonish

This is all horrifyingly cruel but condition 3 is staggeringly awful: “if P OR dependents of P have been in receipt of social protection”

So just if a *dependent* of someone with ILR gets any sort of welfare benefit whatsoever the original person can have their ILR revoked? This is insanely evil.

A reminder that fascism didn’t begin with trump, democrats laid the ground work and will continue to uphold the same policies once trump is gone.

virgin media ron, oil on board

this advice holds good in the UK, the US, Canada, India; literally everywhere I’ve lived for a while, men with right wing politics are just dangerous and terrifying to date in my experience
They’re looking for non-right wing women to control or convert and they will lie to your face re politics

Sumo stars goofing about at tourist locations seems a more fun way to celebrate England than any number of flags.

A tweet from Sky News reading 'Aston Villa fan Andrew Fox says he has received online abuse and even death threats following the decision to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from the match in Birmingham.' A follow up tweet says 'This is a correction of a previous post that incorrectly identified Mr Fox as Jewish'.

A page from the Henry Jackson Society website for Andrew Fox, Research Fellow, which says he joined HJS in 2014 and that 'Andrew specialises in Defence, the Middle East, and disinformation'.

Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.

The fact Starmer has spoken up more for some foreign football hooligans than British citizens captured in international waters a few weeks ago speaks volumes

The words “CATS KNOW WASSUP” are written on a rusty metal surface.

“CATS KNOW WASSUP” — some graffiti at Montrose Harbor

4.3% of journeys, you dafties.

Sam Altman says OpenAI will allow erotica for adult users "As part of our 'treat adult users like adults' principle, we will allow...erotica for verified adults."

OpenAI 2022- ChatGPT will cure cancer and solve the climate crisis

OpenAI 2025- ChatGPT will tell you that your dick is the biggest it’s ever seen

www.axios.com/2025/10/14/o...

I don't think i've ever heard anyone say 'nobody gives a wank about that'.

Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.

I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).

NYT - Hamas holds hostages, while Israel holds prisoners. The racist dehumanization of Palestinians in the NYT is so deeply embedded that the paper would probably spontaneously combust if its writers and editors treated Palestinians as human beings equal to their Jewish Israeli counterparts.

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Some prints gone out today ❤️

Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.

Looking to take on a couple commissions.

The existence of the gameshow "host" implies that the contestants are parasites sucking prizes out of Roy Walker

Well butter my arse, i've joined a political party for the first time in almost 10 years.

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