@markwahlberg.bsky.social
If you can figure out which closet I stored the WiiU in, you can have that too
15.02.2026 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spring cleaning weekend. If anybody wants a well-loved 360, or a basically unused Series S, come to my house in the next 48 hours
15.02.2026 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I got so tired of dealing with the kids' fire tablets that I just bought them cheap androids - much better!
15.02.2026 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I considered it but then I thought, "that's basically steamdeck money"
15.02.2026 17:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0none of my business
15.02.2026 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
William Shatner's TekWar (1995)
14.02.2026 14:02 β π 64 π 15 π¬ 4 π 1doing some spring cleaning today so I might have something for you lol
14.02.2026 19:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Counterpoint: I've met some really dumb hospital admins over the years, some of them will try that shit to save a buck
14.02.2026 06:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bangers
14.02.2026 05:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what if I got a Mogwai tattoo
14.02.2026 04:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got so high I've been deeply invested in curling for the last two hours and never realized it's a replay
14.02.2026 04:22 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"You're gonna get in trouble for that" really sums up modern conservative praxis, doesn't it
14.02.2026 04:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No! no!!
14.02.2026 03:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would like to respectfully holler at the one blonde woman on USA curling
14.02.2026 03:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0USA hockey might be actually unstoppable
13.02.2026 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that ABA collection from Homefield is gonna hurt my wallet
13.02.2026 19:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
13.02.2026 16:32 β π 3448 π 582 π¬ 25 π 5oh let's fuckin go baby
12.02.2026 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My man walked into the JC Penny and said "I need a 36x25"
12.02.2026 19:19 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0It's not every day you get to see actual, literal lunacy printed in the newspaper. You can call these people lunatics and it isn't even ableist!
12.02.2026 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
11.02.2026 22:56 β π 2198 π 854 π¬ 24 π 8I've seen movies in the theater that most of you have never heard of π€
11.02.2026 23:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hey @microsoft I am entirely willing to lie about how much I love AI in exchange for 400,000 dollars
11.02.2026 21:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As someone with an actual job that requires actual human intelligence, I am extremely not concerned. I do think LLM technology (not "intelligence" in any meaningful sense) will automate some number of white collar labor tasks, but that's not my problem π€·
11.02.2026 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"reports from inside the company" so, a press release, then
11.02.2026 17:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is like when what's his face got sent to Dorn to babysit the princess
11.02.2026 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0two factor authentication can suck my dick
11.02.2026 07:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"It looks a lot different than it did in 1926", the wolf was heard to say
10.02.2026 22:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So those jobs numbers are Bad bad, huh
10.02.2026 22:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I will continue extolling the virtues of St Louis pizza no matter how much the haters and losers try to silence me
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