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Programmers Aren’t So Humble Anymore—Maybe Because Nobody Codes in Perl Perl is a messy, maddening programming language, the “duct tape of the internet.” But at least you can tell it was made by humans.

Perl is a messy, maddening programming language, the “duct tape of the internet.” But at least you can tell it was made by humans.

03.08.2025 20:53 — 👍 128 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 3

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02.08.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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02.08.2025 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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01.08.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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01.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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31.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

High Noon warns consumers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks.

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30.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lookin like a fuckin idiot doing the sonos trueplay interpretive dance lookin motions in my living room for everyone across the street to see

30.07.2025 20:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lord give me the strength to stop the underside of my knees from sweating

30.07.2025 20:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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28.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok barry can't swim is so good i slept on it for too long

28.07.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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27.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.07.2025 18:01 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

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26.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me!!!! one of my pą̷̤͕̠͎͔̜̬̯͖̦̲̬̪̾̂́̑͊̊̔̐̃̓͆ͅş̸̢́̃̀͑̔̉̏̏̎̊͊̋͌͠ŝ̵̢͍̪͔̥̥̰̄̉̋̃̐̕̚͘͝͝į̵̻̱̥̲͕̦͈̺̺̞̖̬͋̀͆̃̊͊̓̄̋̽͋͒͝͠ŏ̸̢̧͉̗̬̪̘͉͔̼̙͎͉̓̉̓͑̏́̌̆̀͒͘͠͝ͅͅn̷͚̞̣̔̅̉͑̐̈́̄͛͑̐͂̐͘s̴̱͖̹͎̺̩̃̎͑́̎̂̂́̇̏̂̊̈́̈́͘͠ͅ

26.07.2025 02:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.07.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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25.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i was. then i got over it. and now i am again.

25.07.2025 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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24.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cannot describe how stoked I am 1. to meet my bluesky bff irl and 2. see justice and kaytranada wow

24.07.2025 00:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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22.07.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spotify Publishes AI-Generated Songs From Dead Artists Without Permission "They could fix this problem. One of their talented software engineers could stop this fraudulent practice in its tracks, if they had the will to do so"

New from 404 Media: Spotify is publishing AI-generated songs on the official pages of real artists. One problem: those artists died years ago. "One of their talented software engineers could stop this fraudulent practice in its tracks, if they had the will to do so."

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How do you do self-care?

21.07.2025 20:53 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 4

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21.07.2025 22:43 — 👍 132 🔁 4 💬 8 📌 1

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