Tom

Enjoy holiday number 2073 this year!

Literally me right now. It's Evri too so who knows if it will actually get here.

This is also me. I love watching bigclivedotcom on YouTube and just want to buy all the stuff.

It's either that or these people that cry over chopping up onions just need to stop being sad about onions.

Come to think about it. My eyes have never been affected by onions. I think wearing glasses might have something to do with it.

I fucking love that Vengaboys are playing in Manchester Cathedral hahahhaha. Jesus is gonna be driving the Venga Bus.

Cloudflare really made life difficult today 🙃

I'm truly fed up of rain right now

Does your manager wear underwear over their trousers? That would be the real clue here.

Omg I got inside and instantly the heavens opened. Someone is looking out for me today.

I swear to god barcode scanners are gonna be the death of me

John Lewis has only gone and done it again. And by that I mean make a guy on SSRIs cry like a fucking baby 😭😭😭😭

Anyone who wants something that works pretty much the same as Photoshop and is free, look up Photopea. It's a browser based app and it is pretty much perfect. It has a huge font library too!

Tried Affinity and as someone who is used to Photoshop it's a hard no. Some nice features but why is everything so unnecessarily complicated?

Finished my Christmas shopping on 2nd Nov. That's a record for me.

The way I thought this was gonna be Madeleine McCann

It's as soon as the hot water touches my upper back that I'm doomed to spend 3-4 business days in the shower.

A cuddle with a friendly cat would heal me.

Oh wait I found it, it's a dialect thing

That just gives me NYT articles

Where do you get this map from??

Between 5 and 6 for me 🤭

a group of men are standing next to each other in a line . one of the men is holding a red cup . ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other in a line . one of the men is holding a red cup .

Just seen how much they have in tangible assets.

What's particularly saddening about Manchester Pride going into liquidation is that I can't imagine they have much to liquidate. Heart goes out for all the performers and anyone else that's owed money.

I girlbossed so much today and now I'm just an eepy bb

Got 6 Tim Hortons donuts and 20 Timbits for a fiver on Too Good To Go. That's tomorrow's breakfast and lunch sorted.

Putting Stop Crying Your Heart Out by Oasis on the end credits as everyone was in tears was a bit harsh tbh

Wow, I Swear was a fantastic film.

If you don't leave a hotel breakfast feeling 2 stone heavier did you really have a hotel breakfast?

There's fucking ladybirds everywhere wtf?