Mike

Victor Rodriguez leaving Padres to become Astros’ hitting coach Padres will have their 10th hitting coach in 12 seasons.

He gone

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Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.

It’s louder & clearer tonight.

Conte, architect of BALCO scandal, dies at 75 Victor Conte, the architect of a scheme to provide undetectable performance-enhancing drugs to professional athletes, including baseball stars Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi and Olympic track champion Mari...

Not one of the three I was hoping for

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John Seidler’s bank account

I'd imagine he was thinking of pulling a Musgrove, the tendon survived the season and then he decided to go with the brace surgery option

All Pepsi sucks

Yu Darvish Undergoes UCL Surgery, Will Miss Entire 2026 Season The Padres veteran will lose his entire age-39 season after a brace procedure. Visit MLB Trade Rumors for more.

Shota Imanaga you are now a San Diego Padres

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The Joes plug

Dick Cheney, George W. Bush’s Vice President, Portrayed by Christian Bale in ‘Vice,’ Dies at 84 The powerful Republican vice president, an architect of the Iraq war and vocal Trump critic, died Monday night due to complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease.

“Dick Cheney died!  Lead with the most positive thing you can say about him.” – "The Hollywood Reporter’s" editor this morning. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

Put it in the history books for our descendants.

"I choose evil"

This is what kids miss today. Leaving the TV on and watching whole movies over weeks completely out of order. "I'm still waiting to see the first 10 minutes of..., Then I'll have seen the whole thing"

Taking a lot of spite vacations

I'd endorse me, I'd endorse me so good

"Careful with that 007, it's a double habanero Subway Mexicana Beef Crunch with a point blank delivery like a brick through a plate glass window."

Unwritten Law is still around?

Was thinking that too

Find you a man that looks at you like Blake Treinen looks at duh führer

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Bregman, Bellinger, Diaz opt for MLB free agency Alex Bregman, Cody Bellinger and Edwin Diaz are among the more than 140 players so far to have opted out of their contracts and will become free agents.

Alex Bregman, Padres 2026 starting first baseman 🤞🤞

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Technically the story after the semicolon is about the Guinness Book of World Records, but boy does it feel Freudian for the new CBS News

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I met him on a bridge first

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her response is even better. Absolutely roasting our old asses

Standard time suuuuuuuucks

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

It's "catch up on all the television people tell me I should watch" season.

God I hope we don't go back to bargain bin Padres