Wesley Campbell

Charley Varrick and The Outfit, he had a great 1973

Remind your children that they’re fasting because of the Lord and not because you can’t afford groceries.

Tips For Observing Lent https://theonion.com/tips-for-observing-lent/

Two people on a bus meme. Over the happy person is the caption “Winning a silver medal in a race where you cross the finish line second”. Over the unhappy person is the caption “Winning a silver medal in a team sport where you lost a gold medal game.”

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Anthony Rendon saying don't worry baby girl, i don't play games :)

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

He’s given up on Orange and moved straight into Hollandaise Sauce.

The most fun history/political lesson ever.

They’ll be hearing from his father

Grin Without a Cat - Truthdig It’s time for elected Democrats to seize the moment — and cease triangulating with nihilism.

It’s time for elected Democrats to seize the moment — and cease triangulating with nihilism.

✍️ @mobute.bsky.social

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/

If you invested $100,000 into ETH when Eric Trump told you to buy, you would now have $1,245 Ethereum / U.S. Dollar • 1D • COINBASE • 01,805.16 H1,816.28 L1,555.00 C1,573.11 -231.98 (-12.85%) 1,573.06 SELL 0.01 1,573.07 BUY

Is this good chat

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

The YMCA Down the Street From the Clinic - The Lawrence Arms

The Dirty Dozen

Jim Pattison understands the first murder or sexually assaulted detainee in his warehouse would profoundly bite him in the ass and decided it's not worth the sale. He profits from groceries and car sales, not warehouses. He doesn't need the boycott/bad publicity.

lol if Isaac Chotiner says "I see" to you, your reputation as a person of any merit is done. Kaputt. Over. Chotiner's "I see" is Vinnie saying "He's gone and we couldn't do nothin' about it" in Goodfellas

Roger Goodell watching the Bad Bunny acceptance speech

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend

Man who wouldn’t wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them

Every season, a cop shoots an innocent person and has 15 hours to cover up the crime.