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Mark Wadler / Halcón Blanco

@markwadler.bsky.social

Stand-up comic, guitarist, political refugee, Pastafarian agitator for Peace & Love. On quest to find other Deadheads in CR 🇨🇷.

591 Followers  |  600 Following  |  1,244 Posts  |  Joined: 09.01.2025  |  2.0216

Latest posts by markwadler.bsky.social on Bluesky

I didn't go to 8 years of evil medical school to be called Mr Mecha-Hitler!

18.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Colbert usually gets around 2 million viewers but because Trump's FCC banned Talarico's interview the segment has been viewed online over 10.5 million times. Nice work, dipshits

17.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 2583    🔁 624    💬 91    📌 34
17.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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The American Revolution Started Over This Kind of Abuse: Have We Forgotten? Once the government decides who qualifies for Fourth Amendment protection, rights stop being rights and start being privileges handed out by those in power…

Once the government decides who qualifies for Fourth Amendment protection, rights stop being rights and start being privileges handed out by those in power…

hartmannreport.com/p/the-americ...

17.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 228    🔁 123    💬 15    📌 5

We're selling Venezuelan oil.

We're not Venezuela.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

17.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 55    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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I made you a meme....Well put!

17.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 141    🔁 56    💬 8    📌 6
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 34373    🔁 15955    💬 1219    📌 2359
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ZERO lies detected. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

16.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 1304    🔁 662    💬 45    📌 98

It's fucking hilarious to me how they scramble to end something they try to put in place to 'own the libs' when they find out it applies to the slobbering fucks who vote for them too.

16.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yesterday I first heard of the story of the warehouse in Social Circle, Georgia being sold to DHS to be used as a concentration camp that was owned by Sergey Khotimskiy, a Russian oligarch.

DHS paid double or triple the going rate for the property.

16.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hey Hungary....Trump is on the ballot.

You know what to do.

16.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 5    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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This will include Little Corey and his bitch...

16.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Trump recently suggested that he is getting ready to issue a new anti-voting executive order. Last time he issued one, we sued and won. If he does it again, we will sue and win. Trump knows this. It is why he and his allies hate and attack me.

I will never back down or stop fighting for democracy.

16.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 9629    🔁 2148    💬 243    📌 74

He doesn't like you!
I don't like you!
You'll be dead!

16.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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At least half a dozen top Trump administration officials appear in the Jeffrey Epstein files The degree to which each individual was connected to Epstein varies significantly, from a single email to years of communications.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

15.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 23    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 2
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Stolen. But not classified.

15.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ICE Boosts Income at Private Prison Company GEO Group by 800 Percent - The American Prospect The company’s year-end earnings call came just days after a lawsuit alleges guards in the company’s Washington state immigrant prison assaulted immigrants.

ICE Boosts Income at Private Prison Company GEO Group by 800 Percent
The company’s year-end earnings call came just days after a lawsuit alleges guards in the company’s Washington state immigrant prison routinely sexually assaulted immigrants.

prospect.org/2026/02/12/i...

15.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 50    🔁 58    💬 5    📌 5
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“He knows those computers better than anybody, all those vote counting computers, and we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide, so it was pretty good, so thank you to Elon!” - Donald Trump #cdnpoli

15.02.2026 11:52 — 👍 41    🔁 33    💬 9    📌 4

One that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir
of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deny’st the least syllable of thy addition.

King Lear Act 2 Scene 2

15.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound,filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered,
action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; a one-trunk-inheriting slave;

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou!

15.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just doing what his daddy Vladimir tells him to do.

15.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmm, what could possibly go wrong?

Maybe, like, what already did go wrong in the last Trump administration?

www.statnews.com/2020/05/17/t...

14.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 34    🔁 22    💬 3    📌 2
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Melissa Dalton-Bradford

14.02.2026 12:45 — 👍 316    🔁 187    💬 20    📌 28
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We have now entered the "His Opponents Are Afraid of Falling Out of Windows" stage of Donald Trump's emulation of Vladmir Putin.

14.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 5534    🔁 1622    💬 199    📌 79
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🐿️

13.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 629    🔁 179    💬 0    📌 11
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Nick Freitas

12.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 77    🔁 29    💬 5    📌 1

And you shut down air travel over El Paso!

13.02.2026 09:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

13.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 19265    🔁 3692    💬 289    📌 126

I have got to hand it to Bobby Brainworm:

I have gone 67 times around the Sun and yesterday was the first time I ever heard of somebody snorting cocaine off a toilet seat!

A new low!

13.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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