Danielle Wolff

Every time I see a picture of this, I think... this is basically what the fourth plane on 9/11 was going for.

Saint Shohei.

So just to be clear - Congress is... no longer a thing...?

I absolutely love how the inflatable costume is taking off for protest! It offers protection in so many fucking ways but if they go into battle, we will need to level the costumes up for extended dancing in tear gas smoke. Let’s talk 🧵🧵🧵🧵

So very excited about this

Military slogans from around the world...

Greece: Freedom stems from valor.

France: Honor and fatherland.

Netherlands: Together we are strong.

UK: For king and country.

Lebanon: Honor, sacrifice, loyalty.

USA: Do you even lift, bro?

You know who IS cool with facial hair in the military.....?

Any tips on triggering one of those? Because I feel like it might be a nice break.

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Just texted you

I am hoping he holds on because - hear me out - I am out of the country and my emergency plan if and when the *thing* happens involves specific friends, some local DTLA establishments, and substances that are not legal in Europe.

Lost luggage, canceled flight, hours in line to rebook, routed to alternate city, another canceled flight, another line of 300 people. Lost $ on lodging and missing festival events. Gave up and bought a new ticket. All on a tight budget. Not my week for travel.

Mystery solved!

2028! Americas Favorite Governor.

I think about this all the time. Surely there are plenty of hackers competent enough to get at it. It's a mystery to me why they haven't.

Notification about the Kennedy Center Honors:

I haven't seen Trump's Kennedy center honorees announcement yet but my money is on Kid Rock, Dean Cain, Scott Baio, Sydney Sweeney, and Victoria Jackson

I'm a former DC resident, now living in Downtown LA, where we resisted the militarization of our streets earlier this summer. Get out, fight back. We support you. #dcresistance #dcstatehood #taxationwithoutrepresentation

Thinking about you and sending a big hug.

AI panic can pry the em dash—which I have been using liberally for many years—from my cold dead fingers.

This baby is definitely dying of dysentery in, like, a day.

Stop with the cutesy names like Alligator Alcatraz or the Southern White House or Gulf of America. Stop using the names meant to change your reality. You’re acting like children. Be an adult. It’s not alligator Alcatraz. It’s not a tv show. It’s worse. And it’s damn sure not cute

Today's vibe: Claim total victory, declare a ceasefire, then accuse everyone else of violating it.

an easy disguise: all you’d need are some black masks

Then I would like to file a complaint.

The Watcher just eating popcorn watching Earth like it's reality TV, every now and again turning to the reader like "are you catching this shit?"

Today's vibe is pack-a-small-bag-and-walk-away-from-everything-to-live-out-the-rest-of-my-life-in-a-small-Mexican-beach-village.

The squeaky tanks driving past quiet, empty stands is amazing

Who doesn't love a parade?

MSNBC reporter on ground in LA right now saying that from what he has seen the protestors have been peaceful but the LA Sheriff’s Dept in particular has been off the chain, quick to use tear gas and rubber bullets in an exceedingly aggressive manner