Paul Guyot

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Life actually is the same except for my shoes.

I gotta stop wearing Crocs.

I wonder if Jimmy Fallon has fake laughed so often that he no longer knows how to laugh for real?

Barney Miller and WKRP in Cincinnati are two of the most underrated shows in television history.

How many album covers from the 1980s would now be marketed as “A.I. generated”??? 🙄

I just put my symptoms into chatGPT, and it said I either have a common cold or I’m a Peruvian alpaca with Crohn’s disease.

In 2018, an FBI agent speaking to a writers room I was in, said “The legalization of sports betting is going to give organized crime more power and influence than it’s had in 50 years.”

Remember AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH? Al Gore’s 2006 film that everyone mocked?

Go watch it again - literally everything he predicted would happen in the next 20yrs has happened.

We are doomed.

Dodgers Blue Jays World Series is going to be great. 🙏🙏

Just a reminder - there is NO such thing as an “AI actress.”

AI is not and never will be anything close to human despite all the marketing and hype.

The Dodgers’s bullpen yields more runs than an incontinent octogenarian.

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! The movie is currently optioned by a prod company. We’ll see 🤷‍♂️

Why are MLB players suddenly wearing more jewelry than Coco Chanel?

One of you should start a podcast.

The movie CLUELESS was released 30 years ago this week.

You’re welcome.

I can finally share this publicly…

I am the player to be named later.

We live in an autocracy now. Put as much lipstick on it as you like, but that’s where we’re at.

How ironic is it that we have a national holiday to celebrate our independence from an autocracy while we are living in an autocracy.

I could never watch the Battlestar Galactica episode of PORTLANDIA too much. ❤️

The only thing tougher than being a @pirates.com fan is subscribing to their embarrassing emails where they try to convince you the owner actually gives a shit.

Steve loves to take credit from writers. Always has.

First was the flatbill trend; convincing millions of men they were cool if they looked like Gomer Pyle.

Then came the even more ridiculous trend of leaving the product stickers on the hat.

Now the “I’m an idiot” bar has been raised again with the inverted text trend.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Ramen and that is pretty much the same thing.

Jacob M. Appel is a brilliant writer. Check him out.

I rarely scream, but when I do, it’s usually for no reason at all.

Who knew that Infinite Jest would end up being a work of non-fiction….

How can you tell if someone needs encouragement?

If they’re breathing.

Most evidence shows it happens as a result of “reality TV” stars being voted into autocratic ruling.

Sometimes, deep into the middle of the night, all one can do is listen to Laurie Anderson’s Big Science album in its entirety.