Chris

For the many mutuals whose religious hang-ups were thoroughly exposed by Andrew Scott in Fleabag…the new KNIVES OUT might kill you.

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a pile of brown dirt on a white surface Alt: The gif of a devastated-looking emoji throwing it's hands up in the air before dissolving from sheer anguish.

It was bad

Enjoyed THE SMASHING MACHINE well enough (you get a Safdie to shoot that much 16mm and I’m on board already), but *christ* what I would give for one of these biopics to find something to do with their female lead in the third act. Emily Blunt is running rings around everyone and then just vanishes!!

a scooby doo cartoon with a dog and a girl Alt: The scooby do gif of the entire gang looking freaked out except Fred who’s clearly into it

Never related more to this gif in my life than that first cinema viewing

The ‘girl who is going to be okay’ meme.

Damien Chazelle out of director jail???

As LFF kicks off, I fondly remember my first one, when a bunch of people on twitter got annoyed after I suggested that a broadsheet critic getting to skip the queues while everyone else (often young journos working for exposure) had to get to Leicester Square for 7am or earlier whiffed of classism.

So cool to see only male critics quoted about the new Lynne Ramsay, which is directly about post partum psychosis

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

My dad had some Star Wars games on the PC and then an OG Xbox, but as most of his games were 16+ I wasn’t allowed to play them, so my first actual console was a GBA!

A lift mirror selfie of Chris, a tall white man with dyed blonde hair. He is wearing slightly baggy blue jeans, white trainers with dark green stripes, and an oversized grey t-shirt with ‘Rebellion’ at the top, above art of a Spartan from Halo disintegrating, showing the skeleton beneath the armour.

Big t-shirt day 😎

Need the full game expeditiously.

Ayyyy 'appy birthday, eyyyyy!!!

I was born in 1995 and have never used a PlayStation 2

Only having to wait three weeks for worlds 😌
Only three weeks until it’s all over 😔

The classic meme image of a skeleton action figure clutching two machine guns and screaming with joy(?)

Seeing the new Julia Ducournau on Tuesday morning

A large white and orange cat looking up at a large television, showing a Halo esports matchup between Optic Gaming and Faze clan.

Arthur’s loving it

Highlights of the tourney so far:

- ANZ, LATAM and EU teams all causing upsets and qualifying for worlds.
- A 90-second capture the flag game.
- An open bracket team finally making it to pools, qualifying for worlds after 4 years…only for one of their players to get banned for slapping someone.

Late-night shift at the biscuit factory

lol

A screenshot from the demo for Powerwash Simulator 2. A small ginger cat is lying on it's back on a bench in the sunshine. A prompt appears, offering the opportunity for the player to pet the cat.

🚨 You can pet the cat in Powerwash Sim 2 🚨

A meme image of an emoji grinning and rubbing their hands together, with the edited caption: “When the morning after heavy rain got clear skies and a cool breeze”

A computer monitor showing the introduction screen for the Halo Championship Series

Yeah boiiiiii

Jack Antonoff?

No, the other Strictly judges would feel left out.

ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle line

The ALIEN logo

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

Arthur, a large white and orange cat, sat very smartly on a blue mat in front of a bookcase. He is wearing a very pleasant expression and has his tail wrapped neatly around his paws.

When you definitely haven’t already been fed and also would never act like a little teacher’s pet in order to get more food.

'Echoes of the Force'
Continuing my #starwars print series, now it's time for the sequels.
Officially licensed print available at www.acmearchivesdirect.com
#theforceawakens #lucasfilm

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