Chris

Still never seen this…feels like the ideal way to change that 👀

discourse flare-up? big accounts gonna play the Normie Greatest Hits

Charlotte and I physically recoiled with an audible 'Eurggh'. Awful.

Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.

One wonders what *would*.

Nope. Not going there. That way madness lies.

Oh yeah it's bleak as hell but in the best way.

Oscar Isaac looking dejected and weather-beaten, clutching a cup of coffee.

Finished DUNE: MESSIAH

Original sci-fi from auteur directors used to gross $700m worldwide and end up in the global top 10 of the year, what are we even doing anymore.

Perfect cure for the overlong, over-stuffed eyesore of WICKED TOO was a rewatch of the 90-minute, two-hander eyeball balm of GRAVITY.

WICKED: NO GOOD. Clicked my heels to go home so many times I wore them down to the bone.

The final screen of Powerwash Simulator 2: three ginger cats sit around a trophy, above the caption 'Thanks for Washing!!'

A Steam screenshot, showing all 40 achievements have been completed in PowerWash Simulator 2

40 hours of absolute bliss tbh

He is my son BD-1 and I love him (but I have to keep him in the covered shelves because otherwise he started yellowing from sunlight 😭)

Me, for the first hour: “God this is so joyful, why have I only watched this three times?”

Me at the end, red-eyed and halfway through a box of tissues: “Oh yeah, right.”

A large television, partway through the ‘A Lovely Night’ scene in LA LA LAND.

The only legitimate antidote to 5-degree weather and pouring rain.

I did all my stupid work and even left the house to buy ingredients for an actual dinner instead of a takeaway, everyone say well done Chris x

Me sowing (putting off my most annoying work tasks until Friday): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping (hanging out of my arse this morning): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

LMFAO

“This movie is a movie”

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On my way back from work drinks and in prime ‘pining for the Star Wars sequel trilogy era’ mode, folks

Fucking hell, I'm so sorry Enna!

The new guidance also removes a suggestion in an earlier draft that those running services could in “necessary and proportionate circumstances” ask to see a birth certificate or gender recognition certificate (GRC) if they suspected someone was lying about their sex. The final code instead says it would “unlikely be proportionate or practical to ask for further evidence of a person’s sex” even if doubts were raised. It said “there is no type of official record or document in the UK which provides reliable evidence of sex” because people can change their sex on passports and driving licences without a GRC.

Under the new guidance, places such as hospital wards, gyms and leisure centres will be able to question transgender women over whether they should be using single-sex services based on how they look, their behaviour or concerns raised by others. If there is doubt they are telling the truth about their sex, they could be banned from using those services once those running them had considered “relevant factors”.

But it says that if there is “genuine concern about the accuracy of the response” it may be proportionate to exclude a transgender person anyway.

Shot - chaser - finisher

The EHRC admits there's no way to enforce anti-trans exclusion using paperwork.

Therefore it's only possible using gender stereotypes.

Therefore they defend excluding basically anyone who might be suspected of being trans.

A recipe for utter chaos.

The ‘Sickos haha yes meme’

Seeing that tonight’s Odeon Screen Unseen was PILLION

Chris, pictured in November 2021 at age 26, holding up a 'peace' sign next to his monitor, displaying the launch screen of Halo Infinite. His hair is dark brown, his beard is thin, and he is wearing a white Xbox hoodie with a bright geen logo.

Chris, pictured in November 2025 at age 30, holding up a 'peace' sign next to his monitor, displaying the launch screen of Halo Infinite. His hair is now dyed silver-blonde, his beard covers more of his face, and he is wearing a lilac jumper and black nail polish.

Halo Infinite Launch Day (15/11/2021)
Halo Infinite Final Update (18/11/2025)

Took me two full listens to realise what it’s supposed to be and now that’s set me off again

A screenshot of a Letterboxd ranked list, showing the following films: 1. Bring Her Back 2. Sinners 3. One Battle After Another 4. Bugonia 5. Sentimental Value 6. The Brutalist 7. Black Bag 8. 28 Years Later 9. The Long Walk 10. Pillion

My current top ten of the year:

Bring Her Back

(Americans choosing a President) imagine a burger

I have seen a lot of 'dont comment on women's bodies' etc posts about the Wicked press & i generally agree but the normalisation and celebration of ever-shrinking forms is being blasted into the retinas of thousands of young girls across the world & that is also bad

“…SPAICE!”

actually Mandalorian was the doctor not the monster

Gotta be a recession indicator that this opens less than two years after MOANA 2 came out.