Spiraltastic

The bees have discovered Brutalism

The Breeders

Far too much alcohol had been consumed for a sensible political discussion, Rachel

Help, my boyfriend and my dad are arguing about marxism

Ahaha go fuck yourself Noel Clarke

Quite enjoyable

PREMIERSHIP? WE PISS IT #SAFC

Still loads of time for us to fuck it up, soz like

Don't wanna jinx it or owt but GERRIN SUNLUN

Have had one of those weeks where I just listen to their first two albums over and over because fuck it why not

I just really love We Are Scientists, guys

two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . Alt: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

Lucy Bronze

I KNOW, RIGHT?

FUCK'S SAKE PENALTIES AGAIN

Even covered in chocolate, they cannot be redeemed

Brazil nuts are wankers, like

Silicon Valley is lighting hundreds of billions of dollars on fire to generate this slop.

I just verified my age by sending a photo to Take Hart. BBC Television Centre, London W3 6XZ.

OOF London is muggy today

OKAY FINE I'll pack a jacket for the trip to Newcastle

(I have been caught out before by the weather forecast being...overly optimistic)

You cannot make me take part in Corbyn discourse again, je fucking refuse

Ah, Ozzy. Sad fucking times.

Bd closing 10 bars btw Aberdeen Gallowgate, Brighton, Camden, Dundee, Leeds North Street, Oxford, Sheffield, Shepherds Bush, Shoreditch and York.

@BrewDog have announced that they are closing 10 flagship bars from Aberdeen to Camden, as soon as THIS FRIDAY! In what universe is 3 DAYS a morally (or legally) acceptable notice period for a proper redundancy consultation

Brewdooof

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding! 1) The ______ is always on. 2) The Magnet is ______ on. 3) How often is The Magnet on? 4) The Magnet is always __. 5) The Magnet is always on. T/F 6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F 7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F 8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you. 9) Is The Magnet ever off? 10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Welcome to MRI Training.

ABBA, IKEA, WALLANDER, FIVE MILLION SKARSGARDS, GRETA THUNBERG, FIKA YOUR GIRLS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING

My poor NERVES

YOU JAMMY COWS

I think we should have MORE persistent knobheads in parliament, personally

Periodic check what a 22 Grand Job should now be paying.

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