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Randolph Washington Jr.

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Virginia-based comedian

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That one New Mutants cover where they’re all in graves.

That one New Mutants cover where they’re all in graves.

Post an underrated but iconic comic cover

01.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

Who is this conversation between?

02.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Asked Jeffrey Epstein to Invite Him to the β€˜Wildest Party’ on His Island The Tesla and Twitter boss lied about his relationship with the pedophile financier, according to new emails released by the Department of Justice.

β€œElon Musk Asked Jeffrey Epstein to Invite Him to the β€˜Wildest Party’ on His Island”

Prem, for Zeteo, on how the Tesla & Twitter boss lied about his relationship with the pedophile financier, according to new emails released by the Department of Justice.

02.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1702    πŸ” 464    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 25

The ACLU wants to hear from any families with kids or anyone who was significantly impacted by the use of chemical munitions at yesterday’s protest. Please email my office so we can help connect you with their legal team.

01.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 13
List of Dems that supported suppressing the Gaza death toll

Allred, Texas
Gottheimer, New Jersey
Norcross, New Jersey
Stevens, Michigan
Auchincloss, Massachusetts
Harder, California
Pallone, New Jersey
Strickland, Washington
Boyle, Pennsylvania
Hoyer, Maryland
Panetta, California
Suozzi, New York
Caraveo, Colorado
Jackson, Illinois
Pappas, New Hampshire
Swalwell, California
Cohen, Tennessee
Kennedy, New York
Perez, Washington
Thanedar, Michigan
Correa, California
Kilmer, Washington
Pettersen, Colorado
Torres, California
Costa, California
Craig, Minnesota
Landsman, Ohio
Ryan, New York
Torres, New York
Cuellar, Texas
Lee, Nevada
Schiff, California
Trone, Maryland
Davis, North Carolina
Levin, California
Schneider, Illinois
Vargas, California
Espaillat, New York
Lieu, California
Scholten, Michigan
Veasey, Texas
Manning, North Carolina
Schrier, Washington
Wasserman Schultz, Florida
Fletcher, Texas
McBath, Georgia
Scott, David, Georgia
Frankel, Lois, Florida
Meng, New York
Sherman, California
Gallego, Arizona
Morelle, New York
Slotkin, Michigan
Golden, Maine
Moskowitz, Florida
Soto, Florida
Goldman, New York
Mrvan, Indiana
Spanberger, Virginia
Gonzalez, Vicente, Texas
Nickel, North Carolina
Stanton, Arizona

List of Dems that supported suppressing the Gaza death toll Allred, Texas Gottheimer, New Jersey Norcross, New Jersey Stevens, Michigan Auchincloss, Massachusetts Harder, California Pallone, New Jersey Strickland, Washington Boyle, Pennsylvania Hoyer, Maryland Panetta, California Suozzi, New York Caraveo, Colorado Jackson, Illinois Pappas, New Hampshire Swalwell, California Cohen, Tennessee Kennedy, New York Perez, Washington Thanedar, Michigan Correa, California Kilmer, Washington Pettersen, Colorado Torres, California Costa, California Craig, Minnesota Landsman, Ohio Ryan, New York Torres, New York Cuellar, Texas Lee, Nevada Schiff, California Trone, Maryland Davis, North Carolina Levin, California Schneider, Illinois Vargas, California Espaillat, New York Lieu, California Scholten, Michigan Veasey, Texas Manning, North Carolina Schrier, Washington Wasserman Schultz, Florida Fletcher, Texas McBath, Georgia Scott, David, Georgia Frankel, Lois, Florida Meng, New York Sherman, California Gallego, Arizona Morelle, New York Slotkin, Michigan Golden, Maine Moskowitz, Florida Soto, Florida Goldman, New York Mrvan, Indiana Spanberger, Virginia Gonzalez, Vicente, Texas Nickel, North Carolina Stanton, Arizona

NEW: The Israeli military today accepted the Gaza Health Ministry's estimate of 70,000+ killed.

But in 2024, 62 Dems joined 207 Republicans to ban the State Dept. from citing the Ministry's stats.

Now, even Israel accepts them β€” perhaps because they realize what is feared: the toll is even higher.

29.01.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 884    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 23

I mean, it's true.

24.01.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disabled son of ICE detainee dies after 30 days of hospitalization It had been months since Wael Tarabishi seen his father. The family is calling on ICE to release Maher Tarabishi so he may attend his son's funeral.

In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi.

He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.

At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.

Wael died on Friday at age 30.

ICE caused his death.

They didn’t get to say goodbye.

24.01.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 20767    πŸ” 11081    πŸ’¬ 893    πŸ“Œ 968

Drop the application and nobody gets hurt!

22.01.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nasra Ahmed, a 23-year-old US citizen, was arrested and detained by ICE. She was held for TWO DAYS.

ICE agents handcuffed her, called her a racial slur, and she was knocked to the ground so hard she got a concussion.

This cannot continue happening. ICE needs to leave.

22.01.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7573    πŸ” 3367    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 238

hey look an excuse

22.01.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Important to know that Armstrong is a reverend and that she and the protesters felt compelled by faith as well their commitment to civil rights.

This is the state choosing which Christians they will support and which part of the 1A they will defend.

Christian nationalism in action.

22.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2582    πŸ” 1001    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 17
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How much more in your face can it be?

"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."

17.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9301    πŸ” 4202    πŸ’¬ 477    πŸ“Œ 505

Vincint X Rina Sawayama
When?

29.12.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nichelle as Uhura at her station on the Enterprise, looking very sexy.

Nichelle as Uhura at her station on the Enterprise, looking very sexy.

Nichelle in the Mirror Mirror episode in the sexy outfit with her midriff showing and flirting with evil Sulu to distract

Nichelle in the Mirror Mirror episode in the sexy outfit with her midriff showing and flirting with evil Sulu to distract

A gorgeous black and white photo of her as Uhura

A gorgeous black and white photo of her as Uhura

A photo of Nichelle in her later, silver fox era.

A photo of Nichelle in her later, silver fox era.

A Nichelle Nichols tribute post for her birthday. What an incredibly beautiful woman.

29.12.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

Imagine if Stephen Miller hated poverty as much as he hates brown people

29.12.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1139    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2
Extract from Rob Reiner's Wikipedia 

Filmography 
1986 - Stand By zme
1987 - The Princess Bride
1989 - When Harry Met Sally
1990 - Misery
1992 - A Few Good Men

Extract from Rob Reiner's Wikipedia Filmography 1986 - Stand By zme 1987 - The Princess Bride 1989 - When Harry Met Sally 1990 - Misery 1992 - A Few Good Men

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

15.12.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13205    πŸ” 3565    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 237
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Curzon is missing. I let him out back to do his business and he just disappeared. I've looked and I haven't found them. Anybody if you're in the Potomac/ Bethesda area please keep an eye out.

15.12.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 311    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 10
A black and white photo of Turner

A black and white photo of Turner

A sample Sunday strip from Wee Pals

A sample Sunday strip from Wee Pals

Two paperback collections of Wee Pals

Two paperback collections of Wee Pals

Today is the birthday of cartoonist Morrie Turner (Dec. 11, 1923–Jan. 25, 2014). A WWII veteran & mechanic for the Tuskegee Airman, he created the comic strip Wee Pals, the first with an integrated cast. It ran from 1965-2014, and was adapted into an animated series (Kid Power) by ABC in 1972. 1/2

11.12.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Batman: I want to take you to jail for those crimes you committed but also have sex with you because of how sexy you are 
Catwoman: meow meow meow I’m a cat
Batman: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Batman: I want to take you to jail for those crimes you committed but also have sex with you because of how sexy you are Catwoman: meow meow meow I’m a cat Batman: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

12.12.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

30.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8251    πŸ” 1933    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 46
Speedy: So what did you think of Pinocchio?
Aqualad: Totally unrealistic depiction of whales. Whales don’t eat people. You should be completely at ease letting your guard down whenever you swim in the ocean.
*hard cut to a whale slipping Garth a twenty*

Speedy: So what did you think of Pinocchio? Aqualad: Totally unrealistic depiction of whales. Whales don’t eat people. You should be completely at ease letting your guard down whenever you swim in the ocean. *hard cut to a whale slipping Garth a twenty*

27.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Ebony Blade: FEED ME.
Dane Whitman: Does it have to be human?
The Ebony Blade: FEED ME.
Dane Whitman: Does it have to be mine?
The Ebony Blade: FEEEEEEED ME.
Jennifer Walters: Dane’s being weird again.
Janet Van Dyne: ignore him, he just wants attention

The Ebony Blade: FEED ME. Dane Whitman: Does it have to be human? The Ebony Blade: FEED ME. Dane Whitman: Does it have to be mine? The Ebony Blade: FEEEEEEED ME. Jennifer Walters: Dane’s being weird again. Janet Van Dyne: ignore him, he just wants attention

26.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

I try to freeze time daily. 🀣 If you ever see me casually wave my hands, I'm pretending to be Piper.

24.11.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SUPPORT Help us make Project Transcend happen! CLICK HERE TO DONATE! Any money we raise will help cover: Fair compensation for artists and support staff Work space Materials Photographic documentation To d…

PROJECT TRANSCEND NEEDS YOUR HELP

In addition to covering additional materials costs and artist and staff payments, we're stretching our budget to help support artists who have lost access to SNAP.

If you're in a position to throw a few bucks our way, please, please do.

07.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Xena Warrior Princess PS1 game promo - features a picture of Xena with some screenshots of the game. 

Text reads - the way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Xena lets her chakram fly in the fiercest adventure to hit the PlayStation. Miss out and you'll be gutted.

Xena Warrior Princess PS1 game promo - features a picture of Xena with some screenshots of the game. Text reads - the way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Xena lets her chakram fly in the fiercest adventure to hit the PlayStation. Miss out and you'll be gutted.

Always remember

10.08.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3450    πŸ” 977    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 41
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Donate to Help Keep My Home, organized by Regine Sawyer Since losing my job over a year ago, like many of us across the U.S., I have yet to find full time wor… Regine Sawyer needs your support for Help Keep My Home

I'm really close to making my goal for my GFM! Thanks so much to everyone for your continued support πŸ™πŸΎπŸ’–. Please continue to share the campaign and donate if possible, every little bit helps more than you know! gofund.me/7d3077119

25.09.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧡

07.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4013    πŸ” 3546    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 60
Screenshot from Star Trek DS9. Leeta, Rom, and the rest of the workers at Quark's Bar are all huddled together. Caption: "(all chanting): Union! Union!"

Screenshot from Star Trek DS9. Leeta, Rom, and the rest of the workers at Quark's Bar are all huddled together. Caption: "(all chanting): Union! Union!"

Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫑

01.09.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3051    πŸ” 1058    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13
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Average Thing story: I’m a freak, but my heart is so big.

Average Spider-Man story: God my life is so hard, but with great power comes great responsibility.

Average Johnny Storm story: Somebody’s gotta fuck this hot alien royalty and I guess it’s up to me, my big dick and washboard abs.

19.06.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

CLARIFICATION :

The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.

They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY

So spread this around

They can be texted. They can be called.

18.06.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4964    πŸ” 5417    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 74

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