same old ghost 🌿🦉

oh NO (as someone who started it and then had to return it to the library) (but who intended to check it out again someday)

This feels like it could be a saying

Does he, yk. Have a cat in the pomegranate tree

Not to alarm anyone, but there's a cat in the pomegranate tree

Good luck!!

What!!!

Oh I see I was not the first to ask

Ghost legos??

Your honor, be fair My Harry went crazy, I swear

You couldn't have known how right you are LMAO

Thank you so much!! Happy Halloween to you too!!

Mirror selfie of me in a vintage boudoir-y dress

And now, testifying for the defense.... Miss! Evelyn! Nesbit!! ✨️

"Let's play house 🥰" but the house is haunted. Our laughter fills the kitchen, but the floorboards creak upstairs. We ignore it until we can't. Drawers slammed by hands unseen, cups thrown, knives thrown. To the basement, we agree, frantic. This is not an allegory. We're still down here. Send help

Candy corn has always been Good

👀!

Oh that's PERFECT

I tried a bunch of Kerosenes a while back but I'm not sure if that was one of them! They were so distinct & unusual. V impressive

A perfume that smells like the whir of a cassette tape before the audio starts, black coffee at 11 pm, a box of scrawled notes written in faded ink, a half-eaten doughnut, and the urge to look out the window into the darkness, just in case

OOH thank you for this!

"Let's play house 🥰" but the house is haunted. Our laughter fills the kitchen, but the floorboards creak upstairs. We ignore it until we can't. Drawers slammed by hands unseen, cups thrown, knives thrown. To the basement, we agree, frantic. This is not an allegory. We're still down here. Send help

Oh hOw wOnderful a feeling, How exciting!!

Am I to be forced to deal with a new Outlook icon on top of everything

YESS

You would!!!

Cancellable perfume is a great concept though

I did NOT get ratio'd don't put in the papers that I got ratio'd

I dreamed I wrote a post that went extremely viral, but unfortunately I can't remember what it was--when I tried to look at it in my dream, the original post wouldn't load and all I could see were the comments. I'm sure this means... something

me: today I will embody the spirit of autumn, all shades of changing leaves & evergreens, chic layers, warm and effortless

my mirror: keebler elf

the demon haunting me: YOU'RE MINE

me: oh my god, no way, so... you like me?

Oh???

[already wearing two sweaters] let me go put on my sweater

A perfume that smells like the gentle click clack of knitting needles, tinny voices from an old radio play, too much berry jam heaped onto scones, and the whistle of a kettle about to boil

Mirror selfie of me wearing a jacket with a howling wolf print

Can I get an awoo