☄️ hayley

“Then they came for Don Lemon, and I did not speak out—because I was not Don Lemon.”

Batman

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

And here I was, quietly berating myself for drinking in the middle of the day. That... that'll do it, yes.

Got the Sunday Scaries, Monday Scaries, Tuesday Scaries…

The Emperor's New Clothes changed to The Emperor's on the Epstein List

YouTube video by StepdadMusic Stepdad - My Leather, My Fur, My Nails (Official Video)

In case you missed it way back when, here’s Stepdad: youtu.be/H91bEGJYBU4?...

I want to look like Stacy’s Mom ☹️

I’m in my Steely Dan era, I’m too young for this

Javelina x cougar hybrid

What… what’s the critter in the background?

Yes, Annie, it’s friday. Yes.

Have you ever been suppressing so much rage that you conjure up severe weather?

I’ve been cryin’ the past 24 hrs because I couldn’t stream to the tv in my office due to the 2nd Gen Chromecast failure, not realizing I have a 3rd Gen tucked away in a drawer. Ya big dumb whiny idiot.

you ever been EATING EGG and
you had to stop cuz it starts to taste
like EGG and your brain goes ——
“this is an EGG” (the crowd is silent)

LADIES, you ever been EATING EGG

After being closed for weeks, I finally opened my windows. 2 minutes later a guy’s out there on a riding mower. Impeccable timing.

Obviously I still don’t post much on here or anywhere, but after being a social media hermit for the past several years, I’m feeling the need to reach out again, but I’m fumbling around in the dark for the light switch.

I don’t ask for much, but can someone do a mix of Sisters of Mercy / Alan Jackson’s Chattahoochee? That would be real nice

That silly elf song is driving me crazy

I would rather drown myself in the creek out back, than go to bed and wake up once more. I am being dramatic, but I def don’t wanna work tomorrow.

Related: I miss livejournal.

I would like to delete all my tweets except for the ones badmouthing that idiot, he can keep those ones.

I still don’t really post on either site, but I’m here.

I want nothing more today than to yell “Nice Rack” to everyone with a Yakima or Thule attached to their vehicle as they do a uey within earshot of my front patio.

Nothing wrong with a lil’ voodoo

3rd cat 100 probs

2 cats 0 probs

Can’t be too careful, when it involves underwear.

Ok I'm here, how do I add music to my profile and ruthlessly pick my top 8?