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18.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was like, hang on this is, surreal and/or stylised or something? I don’t quite know whatall is real or not after a certain point but there’s still a coherence to it? Whoa

18.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

✍️

18.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had not been exposure to, tbh, a lot in terms of cinema and was wowed a film could be like that

18.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, and not on the bed :(

18.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need to sleep. Further ahead, I need to take more drugs

18.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr Rock appears wan and of declining vigour

18.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think me too, but I need to rewatch as a proper adult. Been meaning to do so for many years

18.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Who else is awake

18.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok good I hope they will. I think I’m going to ask the PI about it

18.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I have involvement with a “prestige” uni I end up feeling like, polytechnic university of assburton on Thames wouldn’t have done me this way

18.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK, thanks, v much appreciate people’s thoughts. What makes it even more annoying is that I think this is probably an oversight given my knowledge of some other stuff. But I feel like unless I have a strong case, they won’t care enough to do any admin around fixing it

18.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok thank you this is really good to know

18.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol that too

18.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks 💙. I’m moving pancake day and CNY to tomorrow, which will hopefully be better

18.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Paper is linked in discord, if you wanna see (but no pressure to do so)

18.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean, we (this affects two other people as well) should have been told this was how it would work and I think I have a right to be annoyed that we weren’t, but I don’t know enough about stem protocols to know if they are technically ok to leave us off the authors list in this circumstance

18.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Thanks…I’ve since found they are classifying what I collected as “out of study”, but this is mentioned in the body text and covered in more (though only methodological) detail in the supplementary methods section. So I am no longer sure whether I have a case

18.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He leads by example

18.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Goodnight

17.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he had a point

17.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

shared this w a couple of friends and no response. i know that here i'll always at least get some faves if i share something i found stressful. thanks for being friends with me through my phone

17.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of a ferret named Gump, laying on a piddle mat. Gump is white and grey, with patches of black.

A photo of a ferret named Gump, laying on a piddle mat. Gump is white and grey, with patches of black.

Sorry for the downtime for the last two days, Ferret Every Hour isn't going anywhere!
Just some server issues, but we're back!
As an apology for no ferrets for the last two days, here is Gump! a "paraplegic menace" and the newest ferret added to the roster

17.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 116    🔁 29    💬 6    📌 0

'every day can be pancake day'...honestly inspiring. nothing wrong with a 3 dayer

17.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the pre-shadow period can be more intense than the main deal

17.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

didn't know it was pancake day :(

17.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

there's this one person whose linkedin posts I sometimes see and every time I do I remember that the last time I talked to her I was asking if she too could see the patterns on the nightclub floor (she could not)

17.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wondering if I'm being too hardline about not using AI art to advertise a co-led project. but I don't want involvement with that shit

17.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i thought that in stem if you were even in the same room as the data you got an authorship

17.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

shouldn't be posting about this and i'll delete but

17.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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