sophie chupacabra

the only thing you should be doing is shoveling manure on a farm you pathetic dunce

wouldn't the most sophisticated voting bloc vote for the democratic nominee even if it's not their top choice? if so, wouldn't it be best to nominate someone leftists like too, you know, to pragmatically get both voting blocs?

when you're in the sento and they come dump more salts in the bath, do you feel more like a) a fish being fed or b) a soup being seasoned; your answer will determine your fate

experimenting with building a hermetic cosmology around all the two-factor verification codes i receive

experimenting with reading deleuze as a mid brow self-help guru

so tired i tried to flush the toilet by tapping my sucia card

that's jucika

there's no reason to believe this person would be an authority on what's taking place now, also there is ample example of such leaders overestimating the resilience of these institutions; the epistemic crisis is immediately validating this claim due to a former job title

these people deserve nothing but contempt and farm labor, they should spend the rest of their days digging ditches, feeding chickens, baling hay; no one needs to hear this shit

all these people should be dragged from their offices and forced to do farm work

imagining a high proof liquor called 'pangea cola'

Alfredo Jaar 'A Logo for America' [1987]

what are you even trying to imply? that white people don't like Italian food?

there was about a two decade window where we could have enshrined abstract expressionist action painting as a viable Olympic sport, missed our shot

these people are scum and pathetic, more people should tell them that to their face

raised by a tiger mom with a poor grasp of culture, i was forced to take dungeon synth lessons from a very young age

when did that happen?

if you haven't done yet, please go eat shit, that seems in line with your capabilities

watching a procession of important-looking, elaborately dressed nobles enter the shrine to, i assume, do important tasks; though, as a commoner, its really none of my business

then you weren't paying attention; one of trump's major appeals was calling iraq a stupid war and promising a break from neoconservative war adventurism; it was a lie but it worked

do you think a slogan from 1904 about robust US imperialism resonated in 2016?

he did not give a good speech, it was wan platitudes unfit for the political moment; if anything the media covered for him; what could we learn from that today?

yesterday at the conveyor belt sushi place, a nebbish man sat next to me; black turtleneck, heavy glasses, moustashe, without prompt he told me his philosophy: do not think, let the hands move on their own, what they take the body needs; i watched his hands take twenty tamago nigiri and three beers

i can accept the notion of a weather-predicting groundhog, i can even accept that there are multiple of them, what i can abide is that they often disagree

my signature dance move is moving on the face of the deep

you really don't have to defend jeb bush

the ballots are secret, that's the only way you'd know if anyone voted or didn't for any candidate

they won't let you eat a po'boy while lounging in the onsen, some rule about tradition or whatever

all ads should be illegal except for print ads which they bind and ship to you in one big fat folio like they used to do with the phone book

we are entirely too blasé about geodes