Contrail

I just realized that this is another part of the "everyone is 12" hypothesis

Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested

LOL, he's absolutely gonna ban her for a few hours at like 3 am

But Bill, she's the Pride of the American side and the captain is well seasoned

We're just normal men

Incredible Ferrari-ing happening in Sao Paolo today

This makes me so mad i'm about to watch the wire all over again just to excise this evil

How do you go from Ball Sport Gym to the MAC and not go to BALL STATE??? What a missed opportunity

in zohran for new york format "COFFEE IS for closers"

alright here i did the zohran meme

(to the tune of Closing Time) Gooooooooning Time!

While we've always maintained that jeans are absolutely appropriate, and in fact encouraged for casual Fridays, there have been some complaints about the sheer size of yours. "its smells like Levi Strauss' tomb in here" has been mentioned by multiple co-workers of yours

Max P16, LOL

I Think You Should Leave

They built a bunch of car factories in Hungary the same way that they have non-union plants for every European and Asian manufacturer all over the South

Not a dud among them, a family punching way above their weight

All the funniest shit about toledo is mayor shit but nothing was as funny as Ben Konop

My ass when there's leftovers from a lunch meeting in the office kitchen

when he disappears off the map to make another delivery...

The new Naked Gun makes me optimistic that a new Gremlins could be good. it's basically an inexhaustible formula, but you're right, 2 just so insane its kinda hard to imagine trying to top it

The Volkswagen Golf of the fleet

Everytime i watch Gremlins 2 I forget that these guys are named Martin and Lewis. No bit too small or stupid

Fox has gone WOKE!

I am one million years old

Has she autographed any Big Beef and Cheddars?

Thats my thing, its like 10 different color combinations and then your teams logo stitched on to it. for that much money i need to feel like someone cared enough to design it to be somewhat unique

google search "how to steal land from wife"

back on my CK3 bullshit

I got my Dromedary camel when I need to get there quickly, I got my Bactrian camel when we need to make a Costco run