Gareth Case

Can't believe Forest sacked Postecoglou. That guy won the Scottish premiership with Celtic ! Proven pedigree ! lmao

Having nuked my home directory with a sly "rm -rf ~", ChatGPT is perilously close to discovering that I am, in fact, a moron - and that not all of my ideas are 'great', 'wise' or 'considered'. #linux

You know it's going to happen. #epsteinlist

SHOCK POLL: NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW IN an amazing poll conducted by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like. However, 99 percent of journalists agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

Project rope-a-dope is now in effect #engwal

Even with all that dead hobo money, he's having trouble squaring it.

Ricky Hatton, British boxing icon and multiple world champion, dies aged 46 Hatton, one of the most popular British boxers of all time, was found at his home in Greater Manchester

Ricky Hatton, British boxing icon and multiple world champion, dies aged 46

These violent delights have violent ends.

He's just too honourable.

'Donald Trump was actually an FBI supergrass used to infiltrate Epsteins network. He only shagged that 15 year old so as to not blow his cover. It broke his heart to have to do it.' - Mike Johnson. #trump

BBC doing a Lord Stanley from the sidelines.

Silksong is such great value for money that anyone pirating the game should be shunned by polite society. #UncontroversialTake

It's Grimsby up north.

Donald Trump is looking very thin these days.

Today in 1792 Alexander Hamilton described what has happened in the last decade.

Not sure what Macron has in his left pocket but I hope it's a shiv.

47% of people think immigration is primarily illegal. There were 4% irregular arrivals in March

New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation

"Peace has cost you your strength; victory has defeated you."

a woman wearing a blue sweater with a dog on it is holding a can of bug spray . ALT: a woman wearing a blue sweater with a dog on it is holding a can of bug spray .

Went looking for songs by The Smiths on youtube and now I'm being recommended Oasis. #cursed

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Freedom Freedom Freedom Oy!

Whoever had #BargainHunt as a nexus for terrorism on their 2025 bingo card - take a bow.

TRUMP: It's in my brain.

TRUMP'S BRAIN: What happened to the Gorilla Channel?

It's organised loafing, just like cricket.

Not fond of Sheffield United and was hoping for Bristol City to pull one out of the hat. Going to watch Threads to cheer myself up.

Two questions..
1. Can Canada host all the games at a moments notice, and
2. Do it.

Once you've paid the danegeld, you won't be rid of the Dane.

Best we can do is a Guardian subscription.

You've started something now.

Anyway,

"Ooooh, shut that door (on foreigners) "

I fear no one at the BBC considers the limitations of impartiality.

Harry Redknapp has done a Ron Atkinson and got himself Glenn Hoddled.