GnR's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" is on 100.3 right now in the DMV, which is a little too on the fucking nose for my taste

Mil-LE relations 🫠

my lizard brain has never been more smug

how is cognitive behavioral therapy supposed to help me when all my negative thoughts are manifesting before my very eyes

my constant companion

jesus christ

we are breaking new ground in Civ-Mil relations (I feel extremely nauseous ngl)

I am literally wearing Maryland flag boxers as I type this

he's right. he's out of line but he's right.

Capt. Spicer is looking a little long in the tooth

the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed

adding this to the wargame scenario design file, hoping to challenge GEN Guillot for the USNORTHCOM commander billet soon 💪

The functional COCOMs have to know how to work the boss too...especially since they aren't modern Viceroys who can go directly to POTUS like their geographic counterparts

Give the VIP a flight in a little bird, do a fam fire with the cool toys...then ask for something

wonder what they asked for

on the one hand, I do spend *a lot* of time thinking about catastrophic worst case scenarios in my niche field of expertise. on the other hand, I would like to stop being right about all this shit for fucks sake

welllll fuck me running

You absolutely do not need to do that

For some reason I'm reminded of a time in Baghdad many moons ago when my platoon got into a Mexican standoff with the Iraqi Army at one of their checkpoints

I lol'd but also they are going to break the Guard 🫠

do you feel still bangs

yeah well that sounds like something a pog in a functional area would say

wait

brad plz help I read the tweet and now I keep smelling burned toast

I just deactivated my account (again) this morning after reading a few too many "ya know, secwar had some good points" comments from "defense VC" people

intersectionality! "A faux Dominican, if you will" 💀💀💀

this is legitimately praxis

unprecedented times call for unprecedented measures, like putting groceries on your GTC

what the hell

hell yeah put that shit on your GTC, go crazy*

*do not do this

I agree. I am expecting over a month. It's going to hurt a lot of soldiers.